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Post by Tranquility on Dec 24, 2004 19:05:04 GMT -5
The suspense!~
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Post by Kiel on Dec 25, 2004 23:14:50 GMT -5
Okay, here's some more. Suspense over.
Happy holidays, and happy "stuffing" ;D
Tsunade idly stacked shogi pieces on top of each other in the confines of her office. Her long, blonde hair, tied back in a ponytail, her green robes pressed and elegant, Tsunade appeared every bit as elegant and official as the title of Hokage that she possessed. Acting like a proper Hokage was a different matter. She had come to discover that being the Godaime wasn’t as exciting as it had been when she took the title. Paperwork and glad-handing were her main priorities now, which left a lot of room for waiting and boredom. She stacked another shogi tile onto an ever-growing tower. The shogi set had been Sarutobi-sensei’s before he died. It was given to her as a gift in his passing. Tsunade remembered the old days when Sarutobi had taught them how to play the game. A test of strategy and advanced thinking, shogi was supposed to be a training technique to sharpen their minds. Of course, Tsunade had been horrible at it. She could never concentrate enough to beat her teammate Orochimaru, who was infinitely better at the game. Now, the board lay discarded and the remaining pieces were used as a relief of boredom, stacking them to make a tower during another slow part of an even slower day. Suddenly there was a knock at the door, which caused Tsunade to knock over the small stack of tiles. They clattered onto the floor in a mess. “Who is it?” Tsunade grumbled. “Kotetsu, Hokage-sama” a voice replied. Kotetsu was one of Tsunade’s assistants. He was also one of the chosen Chuunin examination proctors. He’s also a pain who likes to add to my misery by giving me reports for filing Tsunade thought. “I’m busy at the moment!” Tsunade replied, staring at the shogi tiles strewn across the floor. “But Hokage-sama, you have a visitor” Tsunade didn’t remember having any visitors on her agenda for today, not that she checked the daily agenda with any regularity. She sighed. “Alright, come in”. Kotetsu entered. He wore a grey uniform and a long bandage around his nose and face. “Hokage-sama, there’s a Genin who wishes to speak with you. She said it has very important” Kotetsu announced. “I’m quite busy right now as you…can…see” Tsunade began, but seeing Kotetsu look at the floor, she decided not to press her luck. Kotetsu was meticulous for keeping her busy with important or trivial matters, as well as making sure she wasn’t slacking off. Tsunade sighed again. “Who is it?”<br> Kotetsu moved to the side to reveal a young woman with pink hair, wearing a red dress. The girl approached Tsunade’s desk hesitantly. “Kotetsu, you may leave us now” Tsunade motioned for him to leave. “Of course”, Kotetsu bowed and made his exit. Tsunade took a deep breath and smiled. “Alright, now, tell me your name” “Oh, My name is Sakura. Haruno Sakura maim” She responded nervously. “Ah, Sakura, from Kakashi’s team 7. I’ve heard a lot about you. You graduated top of your class at ninja academy if I’m not mistaken” “No, I mean yes! Yes, I did graduate top of my class, no, you weren’t mistaken” Sakura stumbled. “Calm down, there’s no need to be nervous Sakura. I hope Kotetsu didn’t frighten you into thinking this would be terribly formal. You can take it easy” Tsunade said. With that, Sakura posture became more relaxed. She sat down in a chair facing Tsunade’s desk. “Now, tell me why you’ve come. What is so important?” Tsunade asked with a polite smile. “Well, You see Hokage-sama-”<br> “Tsunade”<br> “What?”<br> “Call me Tsunade, there’s no need for formalities right now”<br> “Alright, you see Tsunade, I’ve come to you…because I have a request”<br> Tsunade’s eyes widened slightly. It was rare of even Jounins to request something of her. Something about seemed impolite to many. “What is it that you need badly enough that you had to come to me?”<br> Sakura fidgeted in her chair. “You see, I need to learn a certain jutsu”. It figures Tsunade thought. “Sakura, if it’s a technique that none of your Jounin sensei’s would or could teach you, then there’s probably a good reason for their decision” Tsunade said. Sakura face didn’t change. “It’s not a forbidden jutsu, nor would it be something my teachers would be against…It’s just…you’re the only person in the village who knows it”<br> This piqued Tsunade’s interest. “A jutsu that only I know? What makes you say that?” “Well, I don’t know if you’re the only ninja who knows it, I just know that you use it”<br> Tsunade felt confused. It was obvious Sakura was uncomfortable, but why? “Why don’t you tell me what the technique is, then I can tell you about it” Tsunade said. “Well, you see, I don’t know the name of it…I only know you use it” Sakura mumbled. Tsunade felt irritation. “Describe it then, tell me how I use it, I don’t understand what you’re trying to get at Sakura”. Sakura paused. She took a deep breath, and began: “Alright, there’s a boy that I…really like. That I love. And I want to be able to get his attention. Not only that, but I’m not alone. I’m competing with another girl for him. “I’ve just recently discovered what he looks for in a girl. Y’know, something that…turns his crank…and, well, it turns out he likes girls who are chubby. My rival, that is, the girl I’m competing against found out first. She’s spent all night stuffing herself, making herself look fat. She’s far ahead of me, and now I’m worried she may get to him first!” Sakura had worked herself up; tears were forming in her eyes. She continued: “But I know that there’s a faster and better way to go about…doing this. I know that you know a technique that can help me”. Tsunade bit her lip. If she was expecting an answer, that certainly wasn’t it. She tried to think straight and put things in order. Trying to get a boy to like her…liking chubby girls…and she wants MY help?! Tsunade cleared her throat. “I-I’m not sure why you think I could help you, or why you’d believe I know a technique that could do…that” Tsunade said apprehensively. Sakura gave a weak smile. “Tsunade-sama, I know you know that technique”<br> Tsunade felt her mouth run dry. What’s she getting at?! She wondered. “I don’t mean to be rude Tsunade-sama, but it’s your breasts”. “W-what…do you mean?” Tsunade asked in a shocked whisper. She slowly rised from her chair, her eyes piercing every inch of Haruno Sakura. Sakura, however, was not shaken. In fact, her smile grew! “Tsunade-sama, Naruto told me that you use some kind of jutsu to change your appearance. He said that you were able to adjust your physical appearance so that you can look like you do now. After all, if Jiraiya-sama is over 50 than so must you. “More importantly, if you have the body of a twenty year old, than everything else must be in…proportion as well, and guessing by your height, weight, and body mass, well…memories of your size couldn’t be…well, possible. So there must be a technique that can do that. One that you could teach me!”. With that said, Sakura finished. Tsunade slumped back down in her chair. A bead of sweat began to form on her brow. As her eyes changed with her expression, the bead slid down the side of her face. A look of concentration took shape on the Hokage’s features. “So…” She began, “you want me to teach you that jutsu…hmmm?”<br> Sakura became quite serious. “Yes. I beg you!” Sakura stood, her arms outstretched in a praying position. She really seems serious about this, not some half-baked idea…Tsunade thought. She bit her bottom lip and closed her eyes. “It’s not something I can really teach you, far too complicated for the genie level. It’s more of an administrative technique, something that is applied” Tsunade murmured, her eyes remaining closed. “Then I’ll find someone to apply it! I’m not going to give up” Sakura said with determination. Tsunade smiled. “Who’s the boy?”<br> “Eh?”<br> “The boy. The one you’re willing to do all this for. What’s his name?”<br> Sakura hesitated, “…Sasuke…Uchiha Sasuke” she replied at last. Ah, that explains it Tsunade thought. She opened her eyes. “It’s not a simple technique. It’ll take at least two, maybe three hours to complete. There’s also risk. While the chance of success is high, there’s always the chance it may fail…which would be very unpleasant”. “Does this mean?” Sakura asked hopefully. Tsunade’s eyes glowed with matched determination. “I’ll do it on one condition”<br> “Anything, Tsunade-sama”<br> “If the technique is a success, you must promise to keep what you know about my…assets, a complete secret. Understand?”<br> “Of course!” Sakura replied. “Then,” Tsunade said. “let’s get started”.
^_^ 0_o ^_^ 0_o ^_^ 0_o
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Post by Kiel on Dec 28, 2004 0:19:36 GMT -5
okay fanfiction site is up, check out the full story, now with a new chapter. www.fanfiction.net/s/2192704/1/Thanks again for everyone's support of this joke gone horribly ary ^_^
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Post by Kiri on Dec 28, 2004 1:55:04 GMT -5
*laughs* I knew those things had to be fake! *flounce on over to FF.net*
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Post by Kiel on Dec 28, 2004 11:49:59 GMT -5
I was worried about chapter three...
I actually had to cut a bit out to make the pg-13 rating...
...It's weird, but this story always ends up way too dirty in my head...
Maybe I'll make a Director's Cut version for Adult fanfiction.net
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Post by Kiri on Dec 28, 2004 14:04:16 GMT -5
;; Hey. Are you going to keep updating this thread so we know when the story updates?
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Post by Kiel on Dec 28, 2004 15:14:59 GMT -5
Of course!
I wouldn't want to leave any of you in the dark.
might be a little bit before I update the next chapter tho...school is gonna have to take presidence.
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Post by Kiel on Dec 29, 2004 10:39:20 GMT -5
Hey, remember how I said the rest of the fic might be a while... I guess I'm a liar! ;D www.fanfiction.net/s/2192704/4/Also, very important!If you'd like to decide the ending of this fic, please PM or email me! I want to hear your ideas!
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Hatake Hiroshi
Lieutenant Hokage
Konoha's #1 Hunter-nin
Beat me brother, with a solid four!
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Post by Hatake Hiroshi on Dec 31, 2004 0:24:28 GMT -5
Oi! I can't wait to read more! It's getting sooo good! *squee!* Oh, I giggled when I imagined a pudgy Ino...Hahaha! Definitely made my day!
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Post by Kiel on Dec 31, 2004 12:48:20 GMT -5
yeah, well, so happy to hear I've made your day ;D Speaking of which, Chapter's 5 & 6 have been posted on fanfiction.net www.fanfiction.net/s/2192704/5/www.fanfiction.net/s/2192704/6/it's a stuffing double bill! I'm still accepting ideas for the ending, get 'em in before it's too late. Expect it to be completely finished by the end of the week.
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Post by Kiel on Dec 31, 2004 23:03:01 GMT -5
Happy New Year everyone.
second last chapter is finally done!
Fanfiction hasn't updated yet, but be sure to check it out. The super long 7th chapter, "Ino eats"
This chapter turned out a wee bit darker than I originally planned. I guess it's more macbre or dark humour than I thought.
Better loosen your belts, cuz here's the climax!
Ooh, keep sending in ending ideas, I'm going to post an epilouge that includes all of them. ;D
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Post by Kiel on Jun 22, 2005 20:03:35 GMT -5
Okay...does anybody still remember this fanfic?
Anybody remember how I...um, never really finished it after chapter VII?
Yeah...I'm sorry...I didn't mean to...it just sorta...happened.
Either way...I'm finishing it.
I'm working on Chapter VIII at the moment with an actual ending!
So, look forward to luaghs, tears, poor grammer, and the return of the REAL Sasuke!
...oh, and what happens to Ino and Sakura...can't forget about them ^^;;
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Hatake Hiroshi
Lieutenant Hokage
Konoha's #1 Hunter-nin
Beat me brother, with a solid four!
Posts: 1,194
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Post by Hatake Hiroshi on Jun 23, 2005 18:55:35 GMT -5
OOOH!!!! I can't wait to see how it ends! ^_^ Dun dun dun! Suspense!
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Post by Kiel on Jun 25, 2005 10:17:17 GMT -5
I figure with some revising and planning, it'll be up sometime in July....unless I work like a madman.
Finishing it up is kinda hard...
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