Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Jun 8, 2005 20:36:30 GMT -5
Tsunade: "I'm sending Naruto on this mission. I know he'll come through." Inner Tsunade: "I want my necklace back. How many of these impossible, life-endangering missions do I have to send him on?"
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Post by UchihaJyounochi on Jun 8, 2005 21:52:25 GMT -5
OMG!!!
Thats classic!
The sad thing is... I can actually see Tsunade sitting in her chair squishing Ton Ton cuz shes so angry that her plans aren't working. ^-^
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Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Jun 8, 2005 22:06:38 GMT -5
Lol poor Ton Ton....
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Post by Kiel on Jun 10, 2005 9:00:53 GMT -5
it's because adults are lazy, sheesh.
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Jun 10, 2005 9:18:07 GMT -5
LOL...
Tsunade: Naruto! I'm giving you an SSS-rank mission. You must defeat Akatsuki. Single handedly. Using an oxygen mask in place of your kunai, and a spoon. A teaspoon, not a tablespoon. Made of plastic too. Perhaps one of the ones from McDonald's. You must also defeat Goku in hand-to-hand combat as well. And I want you to heat up this coffee on Pluto. You have three days to complete this mission and bring me my coffee. Inner Tsunade: Heh. Try and get through THAT. CAFFEINE BREAK!!!!!
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Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Jun 10, 2005 13:21:26 GMT -5
Watch Naruto actually complete that, too....
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Post by Kiel on Jun 11, 2005 21:00:48 GMT -5
Three days later
Naruto: *bruised and broken* pant...pant...T-Tsunade-bachan...I-I did it...I completed your Triple S rank mission...I beat up the Akatsuki using a special spoon-based ninjutsu Ero-Senin taught me...then I fought that Goku idiot...I outsmarted him using reverse psychology and not wasting four episodes to fight and pose and cringe and pose...then I made coffee on Pluto...
Tsunade: ...
Naruto: I think I broke my body...but I didn't never go back on my word...cuz that's my ninja way! I think I'm gonna vomit and pass out now.
*thump*
Tsunade: ...oi...Naruto-kun?
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Tsunade: Naruto-kun? ...oh well...at least I have my Pluto coffee now...time to play some 'Naruto Dating Sim'!
*Tsunade turns on computer*
Tsunade: Let's see...dating Sasuke...um..."This curse seal burns..." hmm...what should I say...Oh yeah!
*Tsunade moves up a position*
Tsunade: Hell yeah! Now Sasuke's all mine! Hey, what's this...a new option..."Other"...I wonder what'll happen...
*clicks 'other'*
Tsunade: ...
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...oh dear...
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...I'm gonna hafta bookmark this page X3
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Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Jun 20, 2005 16:51:57 GMT -5
Oh no, Tsunade's been influenced by Jiraiya!!!!
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Post by Kiel on Jun 22, 2005 19:57:53 GMT -5
You know it! I bet you after that game is released in the world of Naruto, no female ninja left the house for at least a couple days. Sasuke: Oi...Naruto baka...have you seen Sakura around lately? Naruto: Come to think of it...I haven't seen Sakura-chan...wait, what? Sasuke: She hasn't shown up for missions in almost a week...what could she possibly be doing? Shikamaru: Ino isn't around either...she said something about finally "getting" you before she totally dissapeared...have you seen her? Sasuke: not really, no. Shikamaru: weird... Kiba: Oi! Losers! Has anybody seen Hinata? Naruto: You too?! All of our girl ninja are missing! Kiba: You mean...there's...not a single girl...around at all? In the entire village?!Naruto: ...looks that way. ... ... All: GUYS NIGHT!!!!!!! Shikamaru: I can stay up late! Kiba: I can eat whipped cream from the can! Naruto: I can stop showering!!!! ***Meanwhile, in the Otogakure*** Kabuto: Oi, Kimimaro, have you seen Orochimaru-sama? Kimimaro: Not since he bought that game a week ago. Kabuto: ...oh dear...
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