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Post by JyouNoHaku on Sept 6, 2005 19:00:25 GMT -5
lol yes...ones made out of titanium steel!! >D They could nevah beat j00 then!! hear me shinobi!?!! NEVAH!!!!
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Post by Kiel on Nov 12, 2005 17:08:18 GMT -5
hese have all been very good solutions...
*snicker* yes...v-very good *snicker*
but I'm afriad you have all neglected to take into account and use some of the more important tools I provided you with.
1) The hefty knowledge of Naruto.
This is actually your key to success. Without this, you're dead. If a hefty knowledge of naruto is going to apply, that would suggest that the 10 ninjas that are attacking you are similar to ninja encountered in Naruto.
With this in mind, a winning solution should be clear.
As Liam Neison look alike Raz Al Goul once said, "be mindful of your surroundings."
Here's a sample solution:
If you're a particularly hot girl, showing a little skin (or wearing nothing but the plastic bag ala Live Action Cutie Honey) might push a few, if not all, of the ninja into secksay indused spiralling nosebleeds. You can use the knowledge that ninja are aparently fond of ramen and chees hamburgers to bribe the rest of them, earning allies instead of foes, thus, negating their intent to kill you.
If you're a homely person (like me...okay, I'm not that bad), the whole secksay approach might not work. But you still have the upper hand with your knowledge of Naruto. As they approach you, check their forehead protectors. If they are from Konoha or Suna, you have a significant advantage. Just shout "OMG! Is that Tsunade-sama sunbathing naked over there?!" I garuntee you at least half, if not all, of them will be distracted, leaving you to run away.
But, what if they are ANBU?
This is where you've got to improvise a bit. Using your keys and the shoelaces you have on your *cough* non-velcro shoes, make a makeshift bola and throw it at the nearest jambox, car stereo, or radio. Given the scenario, it will most likely work.
No ninja can resist the awesome power of Kung Fu Fighting.
This will result in an awesome dance party. So why not get you and your new friends a nice cold Mott's Clamado cooler, perfecting the evening.
*accepts big bag of endorsement money*
So, there you have it. Sure fire way of defending yourself against shinobi using only a few basic tools.
Oh, and as for the gum, chew it. You'll need fresh breath if you decide to walk one of those cute shinobi home later that night ^_~
and I'm spent.
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Post by Sorien on Nov 14, 2005 13:26:36 GMT -5
Hahaha. Thats just so... ... funnilly silly. ^_^ Good job man.
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Post by SegatakaiIdaten on Nov 18, 2005 10:50:48 GMT -5
What would you do...
if Sai came up to you and pointed his finger at you and said "Play go! Or...... Dont it really doenst matter, but i would prefer if you played cause i havent played it infreakin 100 years, so please?
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Nov 18, 2005 10:52:00 GMT -5
First I'd wonder which Sai is talking to me.....
If it's the Sai from Hikaru no Go, I'd wonder what he's doing in Naru-land. And then ask him to teach me how to play Go.
If it's the Sai from Naruto, I'd scream and run away.
I ask the same question to the next person to post.
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Post by Kiel on Nov 21, 2005 12:25:18 GMT -5
I think they're one and the same, Sai from Hikaru and Sai from Naruto.
Either way, I'd play Go with him...and lose...then get irritated and say "this is dumb"...and then he'd cry and cry for hours and I'd feel bad...so I'd paly Go with him...and lose...
...d'you see a pattern here?
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