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Post by Kiel on Mar 8, 2005 11:27:48 GMT -5
I dunno...I don't want to scar any fragile minds out there.
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Mar 8, 2005 19:17:43 GMT -5
You could just put a warning at the top of the post or something. C'mon, we wanna hear! ;D
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Post by Kiel on Mar 8, 2005 20:56:38 GMT -5
Sigh...
Okay.
[glow=red,2,300]WARNING! This post contains subject matter intended for an adult audience! Viewer discression is advised, cuz I don't wanna hear how my dream kept YOU up at night in fear![/glow]
Okay, so here we go.
My dream was of a slightly sexual nature. It involved a couple of my fav Naruto girls (Anko, Ino, Tsunade to name a few).
I remember that for some reason I was consoling Ino, she was crying. I can't remember what she was so upset about (Sasuke perhaps?) Either way, we ended up kissing...which lead to groping...which lead to---Why was I in Konoha anyway?!
I'm not a ninja or anything! Though I suppose I really wanted to afterward *^^*
One way or another, Anko became involved. This was the confusing part. It took place in the Hokage's office ( or at least a similar room). Anko was trying to explain somthing to Ino (who was crying again) ...and...well...cue the bad porno music, cuz one thing lead to another and BAM!
Yuri yuri.
either way...that's about the time I woke up.
I won't go into more detail...I'm not an erotic writer (although...Adult Fanfiction.net could use a few non yaoi Naruto stories).
Hopefully you won't think less of me now. I took a chance and told you about this dream.
If you want to label me as a pervert...well...you'd probably be right...so...
you do that.
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Post by Hatake Hiroshi on Mar 11, 2005 22:14:47 GMT -5
Well, thanks for being...erm....modest about it, Kiel. It did scar me for a moment, but I'm better now...Thinking back...I've seen a lot worse...*cringes at the thought of accidently coming across a IrukaxNaruto fanfic on dA**gags and runs away*
Ok, I'm better now! ^_^ Now, that's what you call scarring! Must...block....images!!! ARGH! *falls over*
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Mar 12, 2005 7:58:09 GMT -5
Oh. Yeah. Nah, it's all good, matey potatey. 'Least it's cool you feel comfortable enough to tell us about it (after pressure. lol). I mean, sure, I'm a guy... so I can only give a guy's perspective at best, so I dunno what the others think, but I think it's nice: peeps to make ya feel right at home, no matter whatcha think.
'Asides, you're still the same ol' Kiel we all love right?
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...right?
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..you're not like... a dream... are you?
...there... IS a sp oon, right...?...
lol
EDIT: WHAT THE HECK! IT AIN'T LETTIN' ME WRITE... SPO...OON....? Now THERE'S something you don't see everyday. LOL
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Post by Kiel on Mar 13, 2005 14:08:22 GMT -5
No worries mate. Spo oon is totally the latest thing.
and as for the dream...well, when push somes to shove, I am a closet hentai...sorta.
This board needs more eechi-ness.
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Mar 13, 2005 16:10:57 GMT -5
Spo-on is the new 's' word.
For example.
Computer: Hard drive crash. System failure. Your computer must now be assimilated into the Great Junkpile Collective. Maz: Ah you piece of sp**n!
LOL
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Post by Kiel on Mar 13, 2005 16:47:30 GMT -5
yeah...
and about the whole IkuraXNaruto fic...
well, there seems to be an overabundance of yaoi Naruto fics.
More commonly known as SasuNaru, NaruGara, SasuNeji, IkurKaka, and a few others I'd rather not mention.
My ex girlfriend was big into yaoi...so I learned a lot about these fics (whether I wanted to or not)
I mean, seriously, assuming that we can let our imaginations run on in...that direction, you'd think we'd be able to come up with some tasteful stuff (or as tastefull as you can get with erotica).
What's your opinion on fanfic erotica...Naruto or otherwise?
Is it gross, intriguing, or some kind of bizzare middle ground I can't even describe.
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Mar 13, 2005 19:15:55 GMT -5
My opinion? I wish it had never been invented. I think that wraps it up quite nicely. ^^;
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Post by Kiel on Mar 14, 2005 9:00:20 GMT -5
Quite.
I have to admit, I find a lot of it really disturbing. It ruins a lot of what you love about Kishamoto's wonderful characters.
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Mar 16, 2005 19:01:03 GMT -5
So back on the topic of dreams... XD
I had a dream not too long ago. It wasn't really a Naruto dream, but it was a strange dream nevertheless...
See, I was this secret agent, codenamed Water Hound. Apparently, a group of soldiers had hijacked a nuclear weapons silo in the middle of the Atlantic, called the Atlantic Accelerator (five points to anyone who knows what that's from). I'd just been sent on a mission to France to recover a data disk from a mysterious agent I had no idea who they were. After a very James Bond style escape from some soldiers down some alleys and rivers, I finally met up with the agent in the sewers. The problem? There were several of them... and only one of them was the real agent. So I had to choose which one was the real agent, or else they'd shoot me. Weird.
Anyways, I chose the right agent, and then left. I somehow made it to the Atlantic Accelerator (which funnily enough looked like the plant in Metal Gear Solid 2 XD). I infiltrated the base... and made it to the heart of the installation. When I walked into the room, the supercomputer (also known as Atlantic Accelerator) activated. So I walked over to this console and inserted the data disk which would take down the system. Just as I did that though, I heard two giant Russian ladies walking down the hall. I tried to hide, but two guys I knew from high school had seen me, and I knew they'd tell the Russian ladies... so when they walked in the room, I walked out to meet them...
Me: Alright! Alright... you got me. Russian #1: Oh? And who might you be? Me: I'm... the Water Hound. Russian #2: Ah, so YOU'RE the one who's trailing us. Our master will be pleased... *goes off to call reinforcements* Me: Might I also inform you that I am also Gray Fox? Russian #1: ...o____O... haha... a little kid like you? You amuse me... Me: And I am ALSO... THE LEGENDARY... *voice turns demonic* ... Solid Snake!
Yes. So I dreamed I was Solid Snake. I rock. LOL
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Post by Kiel on Mar 17, 2005 11:08:16 GMT -5
Naw man,
you can't say you were Solid Snake unless there was also a little Codec conversation with Otacon in your dream as well.
Otacon: Just put the disc into the floppy drive Snake.
Snake: um...Otacon...I think you gave me the wrong disc...the little...thingy that just popped out it round...like a coaster...and the disc you gave me is square...like a...cracker...
Otacon: =_=;;
Snake: I'm just going to jam my knife into it. It's always worked in the past.
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Post by LordSerlis on Mar 17, 2005 14:48:44 GMT -5
I do... all the time... almost every day even.
i can rarely ever remember them at all though.
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Post by Kiel on Mar 17, 2005 17:36:11 GMT -5
If you ever get a chance, write them down when you wake up.
It's always neat to hear about other peoples dreams.
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Post by Nayo-Chan on Mar 18, 2005 23:26:10 GMT -5
"IkurKaka" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! its just funny cause it has "kaka" in it ^^ heeheeheeheehee
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