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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Nov 1, 2005 19:26:14 GMT -5
Maz and Iro sat alone in the room. They were discussing recent discussions, and a dark aura emanated throughout the room. Maybe it was anger. Maybe it was hatred. Or maybe the power had just gone out.
"Y'know, man. Some things in this world just... don't make sense."
"I mean, seriously dude. I don't know what it is about ANBU that just make them... so... I mean, why are all the girls swooning over them?... I just don't see it. What's so attractive about a guy in a mask? And yet did you see them in that Trouble On The Horizon thread? First that one dude got his shirt burned off... and then that Haruki bloke! He gets all sopping wet! AND THEN IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH FOR THE FANS, HE STARTS MUD WRESTLING!!! Seriously!"
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Post by UchihaJyounochi on Nov 1, 2005 21:09:55 GMT -5
"I know, I mean, seriously... what is the point of that?! They could've fought on perfectly dry land... crazy fangirls..."
Iro paces around the room angrily.
"I mean, c'mon, I bout a tank, JUST so I could pick up chicks... and what happens?? Those stupid ANBU hafta show up and steal all my thunder... they're all like... 'Bishie Squad, Bishie Squad!' Don't they see my tank?!"
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Nov 1, 2005 21:12:39 GMT -5
Maz shook his head. "You can't pick up chicks in a tank."
Maz paused for a second, and then asked his friend "Wait a sec... how'd you get a tank in feudal Japan? I mean, seriously. If they had tanks in Japan, couldn't Sandaime have blown Orochimaru apart with a tank OMGSPOILERZBUTWE'VEALLSEENTHISFARSOIT'SNOTTOOBAD."
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Post by UchihaJyounochi on Nov 1, 2005 21:28:52 GMT -5
"Wait... this isn't feudal japan... we have huuuuuuge flat screen tv's that only project match pairings... but we're not in modern times..."
Iro scrtaches his head.
"Wait... when the heck does this crazy series take place?!! I mean, we kinda have guns, but not really. We kinda have technology, but not really. And C'MON!!! You can totally pick up chicks in a tank. If it wasn't for those dern bishies!"
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Nov 2, 2005 0:59:33 GMT -5
"OMG, no way. It seems the requirements to picking up chicks these days are fast cars, kitty masks and burned clothing. Since cars don't exist (hey, if tanks don't, cars don't!) and my shirt's intact, I guess I'm out of luck."
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Post by Sorien on Nov 3, 2005 14:42:32 GMT -5
Sorien walks into the dark room, and overhears a small bit of conversation from within. He decides a little bit of music might help clear the air. "Henge no Jutsu!". He became a radio, from which a song played. "Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and bishiiiies". Suddenly Sorien realised the inappropriateness of this song. He transformed back and ran out as fast as he could.
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Post by JyouNoHaku on Nov 3, 2005 16:05:03 GMT -5
Kirei walked in the room and took a look around
*sigh* "Where did those ANBU go to?"
and walked out.
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Post by Kiri on Nov 3, 2005 20:58:28 GMT -5
Taro wandered in, humming a happy tune. Seeing Maz and Iro, he stopped and cocked his head to the side questioningly. Smiling brightly, he marched over to them and slapped them both on the back.
"What's up? Why the long faces, kids?"
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Post by UchihaJyounochi on Nov 3, 2005 22:13:45 GMT -5
Iro groaned as he heard a song eminating from an odd looking speaker-man across the room. Realizing that his song was just angering the two further he rushed out of the room. A trademark large vein appeared on Iro's forehead.
As the door slid open once again, Iro heard a small breathy voice. "Where did those ANBU go to?"
As the words registered, the vein began to bulge. Iro began grinding his teeth loud enough for anyone in the room to hear.
I'm gonna go give this girl a piece of my mind!
As Iro turned to the door to go yell at the girl, he heard it close. Meeeerrrrrrrrrrrr?!?!
Once again the door slid open, and in wandered an older man, humming a happy tune. He walked over and slapped Iro and his partner on the back.
"What's up? Why the long faces, kids?"
"HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!?!?!?!"
The vein on Iro's forehead now looked as though it might pop.
"I'm getting sick and tired of these darn Bishies!!! Thats it, I'm calling up Extreme Makeover: Bishie Edition!! We're gonna fix this once and for all Mazzy!!!"
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Post by Kiri on Nov 4, 2005 18:59:54 GMT -5
Blinking, Taro raised an eyebrow. He had no idea what the boy was going on about, but it sounded pretty interesting. Interesting or weird, really. Apparently the WAR ON TERROR: OPERATION BISHIE-PWNAGE had begun.
The man decided he was going to stick around and see how this one played out.
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Nov 22, 2005 17:08:23 GMT -5
All of a sudden, Maz jabbed Iro gently in the elbow. "Pfff! Have you seen what's going on with that Trouble thread?! Now there's some evil grotty plan between Ryuji and Akina! I mean, have you seen the way that looks? 'but it's all the better if you've already gotten whatever was left of your shirt off'. Puh-leaze. We all know she just wants to get at the goods under the top. Pfff. Curse those derned bishies!"
At that point, Maz made a single noise to sum it all up: BOW-CHIKKA-WOW-WOW.
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Post by Hatake Hiroshi on Nov 26, 2005 0:32:36 GMT -5
Suddenly, the door flew open, and the heavy beat of "I'm Too Sexy" filled the air. Ryuji strutted into the room and stopped in front of Maz. He was wearing tight black pants and a equally tight red muscle tee. The music was cut short when Haruki, who was outside the room, pulled the plug on the CD player.
Ryuji repeated the noise that Maz had just made in a taunting manner, then reached out and smacked him upside the head. "You little pervert! You're just jealous!"
Taking a step back, Ryuji continued. "You're just jealous because Akina's got the hots for meh! She looooves mah sexay boday! It's just sooooo iiiirresistable!" He then licked his finger and touched himself, making a sizzling noise for effect. "I'm so hot right now! I'm on FAIYA!"
He smiled cunningly, and the music started up again, and he strutted out of the room, slamming the door shut behind him.
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Nov 26, 2005 0:41:08 GMT -5
Suddenly the music cut short. From the other side of the door, the voice of a certain fiery-haired kunoichi could be heard.
"Just who has the 'hots' for whom now, dear Ryujikins?" the voice asked, its owner tapping her foot impatiently on the ground.
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Post by Hatake Hiroshi on Nov 26, 2005 0:45:50 GMT -5
Just as Ryuji turned, he saw Akina standing near him. Just who has the 'hots' for whom now, dear Ryujikins? she asked of him tapping her foot impatiently.
"Oh, Akina-chan! Don't you just love me? Aren't I so irresistable right now?" He leaned in close and gave her a quick peck on the cheek and waited anxiously for her response.
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Nov 26, 2005 0:49:07 GMT -5
Grabbing hold of his chin with her hand, Akina stood on tiptoe to return Ryuji's favor. "Not quite, dearie," she whispered in his ear, and with a wink, used her free hand to shove him into the wall. She turned and walked away, heels clicking sharlply in the hallway.
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