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Post by Sunahara on Dec 21, 2004 17:41:07 GMT -5
Itachi the red nosed reigndeer *dances* duh duh duh duh duh
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Post by Kiel on Dec 21, 2004 18:43:54 GMT -5
awww, so cute song... =3
Part III
Tables, mugs and ornaments fly as the Konoha Jounins rise quickly from their seats to protect the Godaime. Each assuming a protective stance as Tsunade stares blankly at Orochimaru in a drunken stupour.
"hey, hic I know you! You's the guy that every hic body hates" Tsunade slurs with a grin.
"Well, aren't we all hot and bothered...I see you all remember me with fondness" Orochimaru chuckles.
"What are you here for? To assasinate Hokage-sama?!" Kakashi asks feircely.
"My, they are bothered. Are they not happy to see me Kabuto?"
Before Kabuto could come up with a witty response, Tsunade pushed past the team of surrounding Jounins. A warm glow on her cheeks and a fleck of drool on her lip, she carried a small sweet sake bottle with her.
Her mouth in a wide grin. "This, this is dah guuy...hic"
And with that she staggard forward and planted a wet kiss on Orochimaru's grey cheek.
"I love you man...heeheheeheee" she said as she snuggled against him.
"eh? Well, It is the holidays after all. Wanna sing Kareoke with me?" He said with a twinkle in his snake-like eye.
And with that, the two Sanins entertained the company of many with many a song by Slim Whitman and Cher.
Unbeknowest to them (but knowest to us), two figures raced across the moonlight with a large bag behind them...
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Post by Sunahara on Dec 21, 2004 19:04:01 GMT -5
LOL!
That is also so confusing. I hope there are more parts.
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Post by Kiri on Dec 21, 2004 19:55:24 GMT -5
O__o Eep.
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Post by Kiel on Dec 21, 2004 22:51:53 GMT -5
What could possibly be confusing? Tsunade is a happy drunk, Orochimaru came for kareoke, and Itachi and Kisame are delivering gifts... ...what's not to get? ;D Part IV Konohamaru slept restlesley that night, images of tomorrow's holiday kept him awake. Filled with a feeling of anticipation and joy, he could hardly wait for morning. He turned on his side and tried despretly to close his eyes, when something caught his attention in the darkness. A dark silhouette outside his window. A shape of a cloaked man. A trick of the light he told himself. Then, the shape moved. Opening his window! Suddenly the feelings of joy became inklings of dread. Konohamaru slinked to the back of the bed, wrapping himself tightly in his covers. The figure entered his room, its dark cloak brushing the floor. It entered a beam of light from the moon, illuminating its face. A thin, weathered face with two, red eyes, blazing in the moonlight. I-it's a dream! It's got to be! he panicked. Now terrified of this ominous presence. The figure unbuttoned the coller of his cloak from within, reaching for something. He began to bring his hand out, reaching for Konohamaru. He shut his eyes. This is it, he's gonna kill me! Noooo!"Here". Konohamaru waited, but death didn't come. "Here". The boy slowly opened his eyes. He saw a small red package wrapped in green ribbon in the outstreached hand of the man with the red eyes. "Take it" He said. Konohamaru reluctantly reached out and took the presnet. His throat tight and mouth dry. He couldn't speak. With the present taken, The scary man turned and left out the window, leaving Konohamaru confused and half scared to death. ****** Kisame waited patiently as Itachi returned. "So, how'd it go?" He mused. Itachi cracked his knuckles against his neck, an irritated expression on his face. "Kids today, I gave him a gift and he didn't even say 'thank you'"
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Post by Kiri on Dec 22, 2004 1:27:55 GMT -5
LMAO. Oh, wow. Poor Konohamaru. I would have screamed and run for it.
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Post by Kiel on Dec 22, 2004 1:38:35 GMT -5
yeah, well... I'll post a part 5 tomorrow, i just posted my big fic, so now I'm tired.
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Post by Tranquility on Dec 22, 2004 13:09:27 GMT -5
Before Kabuto could come up with a witty response, Tsunade pushed past the team of surrounding Jounins. A warm glow on her cheeks and a fleck of drool on her lip, she carried a small sweet sake bottle with her. Her mouth in a wide grin. "This, this is dah guuy... hic" And with that she staggard forward and planted a wet kiss on Orochimaru's grey cheek. "I love you man...heeheheeheee" she said as she snuggled against him. "eh? Well, It is the holidays after all. Wanna sing Kareoke with me?" He said with a twinkle in his snake-like eye. And with that, the two Sanins entertained the company of many with many a song by Slim Whitman and Cher. Orochimaru and Tsunade!!.. An unstoppable Karaoke Duo!!!!
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Post by Kiel on Dec 22, 2004 13:44:19 GMT -5
;D AWSOME!!!! You is mah new god! lol
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Post by Tranquility on Dec 22, 2004 14:09:56 GMT -5
Whee. (^.^)
I made that picture from like 6 or 7 other pictures..lol... Orochimaru's head, mouth, hand, and body are all from different screenshots. His body was from when his was getting kicked by the third hokage. The third's foot is hidden underneath that scarf. haha.
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Post by Sunahara on Dec 22, 2004 14:12:51 GMT -5
Wow. That is so crazy cool. Very good Kiel.
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Post by Kiri on Dec 22, 2004 16:02:57 GMT -5
WHOA! THAT ROCKS MY SOCKS!
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Post by Sunahara on Dec 22, 2004 16:49:03 GMT -5
Wow i wish i had rocks in my socks.
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Post by Kiel on Dec 22, 2004 17:46:47 GMT -5
I think sick rocks would kinda hurt...but it give you a legitimate excuse to sing ROCKS! in public, I guess.
Part V
With their deliveries almost done, the daring duo of holiday do-gooders, Itachi and Kisame, make their way to one of their last spots.
"Is this the last one?"
"Almost, maybe a couple more, then we're finished for the night".
Ebisu slept soundly in his soft, down bed. Wearing his glasses, pajammas and even little pakkun slippers. He snored drowsely as wonderful visions played in his dreams.
"zzzz...snort, of course I could do it againzzzzz....just back up the truck my preciouszzzz".
Itachi flicked on the light switch, bathing the room with light.
Ebisu was roused from his dream to come face to face with the two S-class dangerous missing nins.
"Wh-what?! I-tachi?! H-h-how?" He yelled.
"are you sure we have to deliver to him?" Itachi asked his partner.
"Says he's on the 'nice' list, we gotta' give him a gift" Kisame said, checking a scroll.
"Fine". Itachi reached into Kisame's sack, and removed a large stack of something.
"To Ebisu-sensei," Itach said, giving the stack to him. "A package of hentai magazines and videos".
Ebisu's crippling fear disapeered at the mention of hentai. It quickly became a moment of interset, but that was quickly quashed. Ebisu stood on top of his bed, defiant.
"hmmph! What are you two trying to say? That I'm some kind of pervert?! Entirely not the case! I'm a distinguished and dignified teacher and shinobi!"
Kisame smiled. He picked up the stack and removed a quite revealing magazine.
"Are you sure? These are pretty nice...Hot Spring Harum....ohh, very nice!" He said, unflipping a centerfold.
Ebisu began to sweat. His face became a contorted grimace.
"ooh hoo hoo! I never knew a person could bend that way, eh Itachi?"
Kisame nudged his silent partner.
"oh, um, yes," Itachi picked up the nearest mag. "these are very...pornographic...".
Ebisu could barely stand it. His insides pounded within him.
"m-maybe...maybe I could just...take a peek?" He reached for a video.
"That's the spirit. Merry Christmas, happy...uh, holidays. Better buy more tissues".
With that, they left the closet pervert with his new stack of hentai.
The two exited Ebisu's room to the cold of the winter night.
"Well that was fun, wasn't it?" Kisame asked his partner.
Itachi didn't answer.
He still had a hentai mad clutched in his hands.
"Hey, that's not for you! Give it!"
Kisame ripped the mag away from Itachi's face, revealing a nosebleed.
"yeah...happy holidays indeed" Itachi said, smiling.
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Post by Tranquility on Dec 22, 2004 18:04:23 GMT -5
Konohamaru slept restlesley that night, images of tomorrow's holiday kept him awake. Filled with a feeling of anticipation and joy, he could hardly wait for morning. He turned on his side and tried despretly to close his eyes, when something caught his attention in the darkness. A dark silhouette outside his window. A shape of a cloaked man.
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