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Post by UchihaJyounochi on Sept 12, 2005 23:13:39 GMT -5
There has been a conspiracy running around the very village we've all called home for so long. I have been tracking it, and learning its secrets for some time now, and I have finally uncovered it!!
There is...
[glow=red,2,300]a Human Food Smuggling Ring[/glow]
Kaori-Chan is heading up a massive Human Food Smuggling RIng, based out of central Florida! So far, she has shipped a Kai Tei Pie to Sorien, then shipped some Injin to Maz, who in turn, ate his share of Kiwi! Will this ring EVER END?!?!?!?!
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Post by Sorien on Sept 13, 2005 1:11:00 GMT -5
LOL! Yes. The smuggling ring. A very good point (To those who are VERY lost...PM me...its an inside joke)
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Post by Kiri on Sept 13, 2005 1:15:44 GMT -5
Ah yes.... the food smuggling. Who was to know our Hokage was involved in such shady activity?
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Tensei Kaori
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Sept 15, 2005 18:24:18 GMT -5
I wanna know how I even got implicated in this mess in the first place, when I wasn't even there when the whole thing started. XP
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Post by Sorien on Sept 16, 2005 0:58:30 GMT -5
Because! You're the Hokage. I mean who ELSE is supposed so smuggle food...
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Tensei Kaori
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Sept 17, 2005 9:09:11 GMT -5
Maybe people who would actually want to?
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Post by Kiel on Sept 19, 2005 9:46:32 GMT -5
*weekly Kiel post*
Oh Tensei Kaori...following in the Fifth's footsteps...tisk tisk, who knew she would turn from her reputable position as the village's Hokage and lead a life of smuggling like Tsunade did oh so many years ago...
*In a sewer below the streets of Konoha*
Shizune: Tsunade-sama! I'm cold and wet and it's smelly down here! I wanna go home!
Tsunade: Quiet! Just help me with these!
*lift*
Shizune: Are you sure we should be doing this? I'm pretty sure it's illegal.
Tsunade: *lift* Illegal?! Why would you think that?
Shizune: Well...were carrying things away from the market unloading dock through the sewers into your office in the dead of night. I'm pretty sure the legality of something like that is pretty fine.
Tsunade: Look at it this way: If the market unloaded all of these boxes of pomegranites, coissants, and double stuff Oreos into stores, nobody would buy them and they would go to waste! to WASTE! Do you want that on your conscience? Wasted food?
Shizune: Um...
Tsunade: I didn't think so. Now help me carry all this!
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Post by Sorien on Sept 19, 2005 15:17:47 GMT -5
Hehehe. ^_^ Nice one. Oh, and the other thing. The FUNNY thing
From Jyou...well...without knowing it...he said in Maori: "Food is good" As opposed to "I am good" ^_^
Amusing...anyways. More conspiracies I say. MORE
^_^
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Post by Kiri on Sept 19, 2005 18:39:37 GMT -5
LOL. That's really weird, but AWESOME. XD Great job, Jyou!
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Tensei Kaori
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Sept 19, 2005 18:42:41 GMT -5
WOOO! That's funny! And true. *eats* ^^
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Post by UchihaJyounochi on Sept 19, 2005 22:57:43 GMT -5
Unknowingly? Or secretly on purpose?!?!? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!!!
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Yah,,, that was total luck. But awesome!!
No new news to report on this conspiracy... K-sama has been ver careful in covering her tracks...
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Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Sept 20, 2005 8:33:16 GMT -5
Maybe because I don't have any tracks to cover! x__x
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Post by Sorien on Sept 20, 2005 15:31:07 GMT -5
HAHAHA. Its SO funny. Kaori wants NO part in this, and Jyou's trying his best to make a good story out of it. ^_^
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Post by Kiel on Sept 25, 2005 20:38:18 GMT -5
*weekly Kiel posting*
Why is it that there are still no conspiracies here?
Sure, Kaori's food smugling organization was big...but it's not a theory anymore...it's fact. The CIA know, as do the FBI, the RCMP, the ICPO...even NUMA knows...freakin' adventurer Dirk Pitt knows! (and he would like some ham sanwiches and a lemon lime spritzer if Kaori can hear him).
I say it's high time we move on to some REAL conspiracy type theory action here!
Does anyone here suspect that TicTacs are not what they seem?
I say that they're an adapted form of voodoo mind control used by corporations to extend their influence even past the subliminal level.
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Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Sept 25, 2005 21:07:18 GMT -5
See, THAT'S why I eat Altoids. (^________~)
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