Naruto: The Filler Game!

[Kiel]

Yosh! Okay everypeoples!

Since there's only a little bit of filler left (God Willing), I thought, hey, let's get our two cents in on this fill-stravaganza!

So, we're gonna play, like, a weird continuing story type thing.

Post the next little bit of the story. Try to keep it to a minimum sentence or two, and a maximum half a page or so. Let's try not to go uber crazy on the dialogue.

Silliness is encouraged. As is zaniness, ourageousness, stupidness, laziness, bishounen-ness, Stupendeous, and Narutarded-ness.

After, maybe a couple of pages or so...let's make an ending.

It's all up to you!




Story Start!

Naruto had just finished a morning of training all by himself, yet again.

"Boy, I sure wish Ero-Sennin was around. Training by myself is zero amount of fun."

Just then, he was hit in the face by an official message brick from the Hokage.

After regaining conciousness, he opened up the message, which read...

[Sorien]

(In respect of the great Kiel-sannin I'm gonna post here XD)

'Apply the ointment for your swollen head found within this brick.'

Naruto quickly chopped open the brick, and upon finding the ointment, he found another message:
'Your next mission is to feed the Hokages dog. But first you must find the food.'

'You will find the food...'

[Rasengan]

'You will find the food inside the stomachs of other villagers dogs.'

after reading this naruto was sad at the thought of cutting open dogs

so he went to the local konoha pet's mart where he met up with...

[Sorien]

where he met up with... Kakashi, master of summoning nin-dogs. Naruto quickly explained his mission to his former Sensei, who nodded half heartedly.

With a general sigh and carefreeness, Kakashi explained to Naruto that his cute nin-dogs did not need to be chopped up to obtain food, merely a simple jutsu could be used, called...

[Rasengan]

merely a simple jutsu could be used, called... induced dog bulimia No Jutsu, causing the dog to through up everything its ate.

After using the jutsu naruto began to pick up the dog vomit and putting it in his pockets.

while he was doing doing this jiraiya walked by and said...