Ninja Board games!

[Sergeant Tenny]

Give me your best idea for a Shinobi theme board game, either based off of an existing one, or your own idea!

Some Ideas already:
Ninja Chutes and Ladders

Hidden Village Monopoly
Sorien: I'm buying the Ramen stand and putting hotels on it!!!

The Shinobi Game of Life
Kirigakure: You win by becoming Hokage

Battle Nin
Kirigakure: "A3"
Sorien: "Aww man! You got my Jounin"

Naruto Guess Who
Sorien: "Does your guy have yellow spikey hair?"

[UchihaJyounochi]

HUNGRY HUNGRY CHOUJIS!!!!!

*does the first post dance*

[Kiri]

Hungry Hungry Choujis would ROCK!!! I'd play it. XD

Hmm... my ideas are sort of running out. XD The Life one was my only good one, and I've never even actually played it!

[Sorien]

Naruto risk:
Ok...so I have 2 genin and one chuunin in the Hidden mist...

I still love Hungry, Hungry Chouji's though...

[UchihaJyounochi]

D&N!!! Dungeons and Ninjas!!!

Naruto: "Bunshin no Jutsu!!"
*Naruto rolls his D20*
Naruto: "NYEAAAAAH!!!! Critical failure!?!?"
DM Jyou: "Naruto... you create two bunshins..."
Naruto: "YATTA!!!"
DM Jyou: *with evil smile on his face* They're both lying useless on the floor one ither side of you.
Naruto: "..."

((props to Sorien))

[Kiri]

Glenn helped me make the concept of this a little better. XD

KUCHIYOSE TRAP!!! You play as a little frog, snake, monkey, or slug!!! ;D

[Sorien]

N.B: Q:What does this topic have to do with anything?
A: Sorien posed the question "Does anyone have any cards or board games"
(Not actual quote) So...this is where it was born

[UchihaJyounochi]

Shinobi Scrabble!

Jiraiya: "Oro... stop making up words!!"

[Kiri]

Everyone got tired of playing scrabble when somehow Kabuto managed to spell out "Orochimarusama" and rake in the points.....

[Sorien]

Hehehe...yeah thats the one. Scrabble XD.

What about:
Shinobial pursuits (Trival pursuits):
"Ok...what do you want...Geography or Science?"
"I'll go science"
"Ok then...how does one get chakra?"
"Oh, I know I know! Through using experience, and the bodies energy, or stamina!"

[Kiel]

Shinobial Persuit sounds really good.

As for Dungeons and Ninjas...it already exists...cuz I was a big enough geek to actually make d20 rules for Naruto. I'll post them when I get back to Richmond Hill.

Hmmm...new ninja board games, eh?

Now, are these games based on Naruto, or board games actual shinobi would play?

If these are REAL shinobi type games, I imagine they'd spice things up a bit...kinda like 'Extreme Battleship'

One ninja stands against a wall with a paper scroll board pinned to his/her shirt. The other calls out coordinates while throwing senbon to the corresponding points on the player.

"A3...hit!"

*thunk*

"Oh god my spleen!"

*later*

"hey, wanna play extreme battleship?"

"I'm still recovering from our last game =_=;;"

[JyouNoHaku]

oo! how about Shinobi Trap? (like mouse trap)
I can just imagine someone starting the trap, watch a shinobi go flying from the launcher to activate the trap and catch another shinobi at the end

Orochimaru: *starts trap*
Kabuto: "WEEEEeeeeee I can fly!"
Sasuke: "Oh shi-!"
Orochimaru: "Bwahahaha...now I can show you why they call me 'Snake Man'"
Sasuke: "...Mommy..."

[sufuma]

how about a giant human chess board. be a more fun to settle desputes.

Orochimaru: knight takes your pawn
Kimimaru shoves saske in a sack
Orochimaru: later *starts running*
Tsunade: shouldn't we finish this game o- he's gone

[Sorien]

To the JyouNoHaku-ness ^_^. We've had that one. But its cool *points to one of Kirikures posts...she said it was "KUCHIYOSE TRAP" I.E Summoning technique trap ^_^.

Wow...I can't beleive anyone has thought of that one yet...chess...nice and simple.

[Kiel]

Good idea Sufuma-man!

Hmmm...shinobi board games...

I don't really think board games need any tweaking to be made fun for shinobi (or us for that matter). Board games are as they are called...bored.

However, when played by shinobi, they become fun and amusing and hilarious! (And perhaps a bit secksay when the older folks play ^^) LoL, who knows?!

Say, for example, a classic like...Monopoly. Pretty d**n boring and frustrating by itself. But, when played by the Sound Nin, and their game captured on laserdisc (whateva' happened to'a lasa'disc?), it's outrageously amusing!

*In the Otogakure...far far away...from people with mustaches*

Sakon: Okay, so...it's my turn. *roll dice*

Tayuya: Ha! You sucker! Eight! That takes you right to Baltic avenue...where the women are tough and the rent is outrageously high! Ha ha!

Sakon: ...*grumbles* lousy stinking...

Tayuya: Move your piece. You're the iron right?

Sakon: The iron?! No way, too feminine!

Kidoumaru: I thought you were the cannon.

Jiroubou: I'm the cannon! I thought Sakon was the little dog?

Tayuya: Ahahahaha, the little dog...what a wussy piece.

Sakon: Shut up, I'm the car, okay. Kimimaru is the little dog.

Kimimaru: ...kawaii...wittle doggy...

Tayuya: Whatever, get your ass over here and start forking over the cash!

Sakon: *whispers to Kidoumaru* Psst, hey, can I borrow some cash? I'm bust.

Kidoumaru: No way! You still owe me cash for the waterworks...I freakin told you, You can't put hotels on the waterworks!

Sakon: hey, I'm a visonary! It would be fantastic!

Tayuya: Hey, Jiroubu, are you in jail or just visiting?

Jiroubu: ...um...just visiting-

Tayuya: Then park your freakin ass in the visitors section you dumb lunkhead! You're confusing us!

Kidoumaru: hey, have you ever noticed how silly this money looks? It's all different colours.

Tayuya: Pfft, yeah! It looks like stoopid Canadian monies! LOL!

Kiel: Hey, I resent that!!!

*meanwhile*

Orochimaru: They certainly are load in there...

Kabuto: yeah...

Orochi: Okay, it's your turn.

Kabuto: ...okay...um...A3?

Orochi: You sunk my scrabbleship!!!

Kabuto: =_=;; This is a stupid game...