Tensei Kaori
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Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Nov 23, 2005 15:01:08 GMT -5
Eeeep.
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Post by Kiel on Jan 17, 2006 22:47:42 GMT -5
Now I don't want to say we've been getting lazy in our postings here on the general naruto thread...
...so I won't.
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...the fact remains that we need more ninja board games...
...Like...Don't Wake Itachi!
It's like 'don't wake daddy' only with the most evil shinobi ever born!
Orochimaru: hey! What about me?!
Kiel: Oh please, you don't have enough evil in you to evil your way out of an evil wet paper bag.
So anyway, players would, like, always be having to sneek around Itachi as he's sleeping in order to swipe a snack from the fridge.
Only it would be scarrier!
Cuz Itachi sleeps with his eyes open...and one of his hands is always stabbing things with a kunai...AND one of his legs is always kicking in the groins of anything that gets to close as he sleeps.
Also, his bedroom...which, um, also happens to be in the kitchen...for some reason, is loaded with trips and traps and all sorts of deadly things that could kill you in an instant if you even think about them!
And, just because, the snacks you do finally get after risking your life and losing all your friends...are celery sticks!
...um, celery sticks laced with cyinide.
Geez, even in sleep that guy is cruel.
Better hope he doesn't have a house party. No one would leave alive.
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Post by Kiri on Jan 19, 2006 0:02:50 GMT -5
That's sadistic... XD Awesome, Kiel.
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Post by Sorien on Jan 19, 2006 0:07:42 GMT -5
Ahh...this thread is Ninja board games...not 20 ways to kill a ninja . Naa good work man. That...certainly sounds like an interesting game to play.
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Post by Kiel on Jan 19, 2006 15:37:16 GMT -5
All I know is I wouldn't wanna go first.
Here's a game for all the aspiring Hokages and Raikages and Kazekages and such to play:
Risk: The game of global domination ^^
You'd have all the hidden villages and countries named, then you move your armies of shinobi and try to claim as much land as possible.
Cool
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Tensei Kaori
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Feb 6, 2006 19:48:40 GMT -5
XD Nice lil IF reference there, Kiel.
Now I wanna print out a Naruto world map and convert someone's risk set. Hmmm.....
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Post by Kiel on Feb 8, 2006 23:54:08 GMT -5
Oooh, that'd be cool.
Aww, but Risk sets come with little colonial troops, not shinobi...dang.
Shinobi 1: I invade your country and shoot you with my musket!
Shinobi 2: Nani?!
BANG BANG!
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Tensei Kaori
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Feb 9, 2006 17:38:03 GMT -5
XD "It's not a musket! It's uh.... a harpoon! Yes!" ".....a ninja harpoon." "Yes! ;D" "......."
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Post by Kiel on Feb 9, 2006 22:23:05 GMT -5
lol...Ninja Harpoon.
Then what about the cannons?
and people on horseback?
Hey! We could use Naruto characters to reinact the American civil war!
Certainlly would be cooler than having them reinact the Canadian war of 1812...or the 1839 riots...or, like, the 1964 beer and donut shortage...
...lol, although, that'd make for some hilariousness.
I kinda want to hear some Naruto characters speak in a stereotypical Canadian accent now ^^;;
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Tensei Kaori
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Feb 9, 2006 22:47:46 GMT -5
Hehe, I'd add in a Southern Accent from the States, but there are already enough dub VAs doing terrible fake southern accents as it is.... ^^;;;
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Post by Kiel on Feb 10, 2006 15:51:17 GMT -5
The reason is because many distributors are trying to match an Osakan accent to something identifiable to the west. It'll either be a gruff New York Brooklyn accent, a Southern accent, or something else.
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Tensei Kaori
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Feb 11, 2006 20:32:38 GMT -5
Yeah, I understand why. I just wish they'd use good southern accents, instead of horribly fake ones.
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Post by Kiel on Feb 19, 2006 19:54:05 GMT -5
yeah...yeah...
and now for something completely different:
Naruto: Oh yeah, eh. That's totally what I'm all aboot. Believe it, eh.
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