Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Dec 10, 2004 16:24:38 GMT -5
Ok, this is for us to be totally crazy and act out a ninja meelee - just like the title says. Bonus for creativity! There are no winners or losers, this is just for fun and insanity. So I'll start things off then.  Kage bunsin/Zajutsu combo! Demonic furniture store no jutsu!!! (aka a bunch of different chairs appear and attack) |
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Dec 10, 2004 16:37:04 GMT -5
Ninpou Summon! Gurennmon no Jutsu!
*short little boy, about five inches tall appears, dressed in his work uniform*
(LOL, I have a mate who works with furniture, and he has to put them together and do all sorts of crazy things. He's also short. XD)
M: Gurennmon! Take apart that furniture!
G: Gurenn-gurenn!! *leaps at possessed furniture*
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Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Dec 10, 2004 16:44:34 GMT -5
*hand seals* Ike!!! (Translation: GO!)*one of the cushions from the death furniture falls to the floor and traps lil Gurenmon without smooshing him*
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Dec 10, 2004 16:53:15 GMT -5
G: *quivers in fear* I don't deal with cushions though!
M: Oh no, Gurennmon! Garage Sale no Jutsu! *a sign appears to point towards the battlefield, saying "GARAGE SALE <~~~". Hundreds of people appear and enquire Hokage-sama about the price of all this furniture.*
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Dec 10, 2004 16:54:05 GMT -5
LOL I can just imagine Hokage-sama (Sandaime, I mean) sitting up there thinking "He's created another stupid skill." XDXD
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Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Dec 10, 2004 17:04:04 GMT -5
(Hehehe)
Garage sale sign kage bunshin no jutsu/kage bunshin combo!!! ::a bunch of signs appear advertising bigger and better garage sales in all different directions, successfully scattering the crowd, then Kage Bunshins appear and dispel Garage Sale no Jutsu one sale-goer at a time::
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Dec 10, 2004 17:12:59 GMT -5
Nooo, my precious customers... Hokage-sama is teh 1337-N355. lol
My secret weapon! I can still... *in a desperate attempt to keep the garage-sale peoples around, runs around with a pen and lowers the price of the furniture to 20c a piece, and then advertises it in the local newspaper (disregarding the fact that it would then be in TOMORROW'S newspaper and I need people to save my butt today... lol)*
G: His knowledge of economics is astounding! How is it he knew that if you lower the price of furniture... demand for the product increases...
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Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Dec 10, 2004 17:24:15 GMT -5
But I never even said that furniture is for sale! ::kawarimi no jutsu reveals that the furniture whose price you lowered is actually your own::
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Dec 10, 2004 17:37:09 GMT -5
...drat. *watches people run in, chuck their 20c pieces on the floor, and run off carting all his furniture away, so all he's left with is an empty living room* G: Baka da. And I'm still trapped by this possessed cushion. M: A-a...alright... *runs off to find Aburame Shino, with hopes he'll find some bugs of some sort to eat the cushions of doom. LOL* Shino: ....yeah, I got some'n for ya. But only 'coz I got this seat off ya cheaply. Maz: ...thanks...  *runs back and unleashes insect mayhem on the death furniture* |
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Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Dec 10, 2004 17:44:23 GMT -5
Well, now, if you're that eager to fight me personally.....
::allows the insects to eat their fill to keep them away from herself, then dispels the zajutsu in a cloud of smoke. When the smoke clears, she has assumed a Rock Lee-style fighting pose and Need to Be Strong is playing in the background::
Come.
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Dec 10, 2004 18:08:34 GMT -5
G: Eee! Yay! I'm free!... *poof!*
M: Eee?! What's going on?
Inner Maz: Low chakra... JANARROOOOO!!!!
M: ...drat! *drinks Turbo Ether, in attempt to replenish chakra*
Right-o. Time to get this show on the road... *throws kunai... which lands at her feet... uses Kawarimi no Jutsu to swap it with... :: dun Dun DUN!! ::...
...a punk tree.*
^_______^
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Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Dec 10, 2004 18:19:06 GMT -5
*nudges the punk tree with her foot before kicking it up into the air, spinning around, and kicking it waaay off into left field, shading her eyes to watch it zoom off (think Sakura's special in GNT2) before assuming another cool pose*
I'm only allergic to punk tree pollen. And they don't bloom in mid-December. ^_~
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Dec 10, 2004 18:40:51 GMT -5
Well, blah. At least I don't have any allergies you can take advantage of... lol
"Knowledge is po-waaaa." XD
Anyways... to the battle at hand...
M: K..k...kuso... you mean... Gurennmon and my Garage Sale no Jutsu wasn't even to stop her?...
...then... I have no choice...
*pulls a Shikamaru and starts playing Chess... LOL*
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Tensei Kaori
Hokage
Konoha's #1 Henge Master
Taking over the world, one bishie at a time...
Posts: 7,888
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Dec 10, 2004 18:44:22 GMT -5
.....cheh. *leans against a nearby tree and waits for something interesting to happen* |
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Dec 10, 2004 18:48:26 GMT -5
*smiles, and as he does that little hand thingy Shikamaru does... his hands begin to glow, as he powers up...
...OOKII CHESSU PIISU NO JUTSU!!!* (Big Chess Piece no Jutsu)
*the chess pieces grow to fifty feet big, and start thumping towards her* Fear the chess pieces of doom!
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