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Post by JyouNoHaku on Sept 11, 2005 15:35:08 GMT -5
I've always kinda wondered:
Where do Ninjas go on vacation?
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Post by Kiel on Sept 11, 2005 22:52:33 GMT -5
*Weekly Kiel Post*
Pour hot soup into Kiri's eyes, eh Jyouno-chan? That sounds like a pretty bad ide-
wait...what did you say?
*reads back*
Oh, where do ninja go on vacation, eh Jyouno-chan? That sounds like a pretty good question. How bout I answer it for you ^_^
Topic at hand: Vacation!
Well, it's no surprise that shinobi are some of the most deserving members of the workforce of a vacation. With all the protecting and serving and tears and blood and death and being used as tools and chasing your best friend across the countryside to stop him from joining up with the enemy only to have him impale you then whine about his problems...you better believe they could use some R&R.
The question remains, where do they go to relax?
Destinations like the misty beaches of the Wave country are far too big of a military hotspot to relax (plus, the hotels are expensive), the Tea country isn't accepting foreiners anymore, and while the Otogakure is a lucrative place to enjoy legal gambling, bright lights, and the occasional legal hooker, it's also run by a Leaf hating dictator with a penchant for torture.
There still remains only one real vacation spot that's 100% awesome to stay at for Konoha shinobi:
The Island, home of the Coca Cabana!
A relaxing beach resort filled with golden sands, beautiful crystal clear water, 24 hour open bars, and the best rest and relaxation a place could offer.
But don't take my word for it. Here's some testemonial examples from our brouchure:
Fun in the sun beaches!
Anko: Ahhhhh...this is the life...clean and warm sand, a golden sun, perfect for sunbathing.
Kurenai: And tanning. I can't wait to come home with a bronze complexion.
Anko: Ahhhh...same. Say, could you do my back? I need some tanning oil or I'll burn.
Kurenai: Only if you'll do mine.
Anko: Oooh! That tickles ^^ teehee.
*close by, behind a palm tree*
Jiraiya: See?! This is why I love beaches. Feast your eyes boys.
Kakashi: Certainly is a nice view ^^ fufufufufu
Four Star Hotels!
Sakura: Phew...what a day. Jungle hikes, swimming, waterski'ing, shopping, hotsprings...all I want now is a nice soft bed.
Ino: You did all that?!
Sakura: Yeah. Why, you jealous?
Ino: No...I got to see Sasuke in his swim trunks all day. You're the one who missed out!
Sakura: ...You're lucky these pillows are feather soft...cuz you're getting one right in the face!
24 Hour, fully stoked bars!
Asuma: Ahhhh...finally I can drink in peace.
Bartender: What'll it be, mon?
Asuma: A draft beer...no, second thought, gimme one of those tropical drinks...make it a double.
Bartender: Ah be right on it, mon.
Tsunade: *sitting down* Phew...what a day. Bartender, A large saucer of sake please...pinaple twist.
Bartender: *nods*
Asuma: Have a nice night, Hokage-sama?
Tsunade: Sort of...Shizune dragged me to see everything. The girl has no concept of relaxation...she's like the energizer bunny...sheesh.
Bartender: Here ya go. Enjoy and be happy.
Both: Thank you ^^
Ebisu: *sitting down* Excuse me, barkeep. I'll have a small Shirley Temple please.
All three: *stares*
Ebisu: What?
Yes, the island has it all...or, at least, it has everything that's fun and legal. A paradise for shinobi to forget their troubles and relax in the warming glow of the sand and the sun.
Hope that answers your question.
Oh...and as for which island?
...that's a trade secret.
*back at the bar* (A 'Decline of Video Games 3 joke)
Orochimaru: Ahhh...it's good to relax. This Pina Colada is REALLY GOOD!
*thunder and lighting*
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Post by Sorien on Sept 12, 2005 0:03:37 GMT -5
Hehehe. I'd love to see that...really would love to see an episode like that...t'would be very amusing. Well...that I wonder now about that no more ^_^. Kiel-sama with the answers ^_^
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Post by JyouNoHaku on Sept 12, 2005 14:58:34 GMT -5
ROFL *glomps* Kiel you are t3h awesome!!! I love you and your comical answers ^^ that was a very good answer lol
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Sept 15, 2005 18:20:40 GMT -5
That is SO awesome.
That's it, all the IF characters are going to visit The Island! XD Wooo!
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Post by JyouNoHaku on Sept 15, 2005 19:55:58 GMT -5
Yay! Vacation!!! *dances* Bring on the sake!!! XD
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Post by Sorien on Sept 16, 2005 1:07:16 GMT -5
SWEET! Whens that...after the fuzzy period...no no! DURING the fuzzy period we ALL go to the island!
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Post by LordSerlis on Oct 6, 2005 23:41:07 GMT -5
Oh...and as for which island? ...that's a trade secret. *back at the bar* (A 'Decline of Video Games 3 joke) Orochimaru: Ahhh...it's good to relax. This Pina Colada is REALLY GOOD! *thunder and lighting* HAHAHAHAHA!!! *square-enix guy*- Why is it whenever i laugh theres an ominous lightning strike?
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Post by SegatakaiIdaten on Oct 7, 2005 0:08:22 GMT -5
Good stuff... dont forget Kisame and Itachi singing kareoke!
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Post by Kiel on Oct 8, 2005 23:58:11 GMT -5
Kiel's back, and you know what this means?
More things that kinda make you wonder!
*cheers*
That's right folks, we're giving you another action-packed, laugh-out-loud funny little thing that'll make you kinda wonder.
I think it's time we blow this scene, Get everybody's stuff together, Ok, 3, 2, 1, Let's Jam!
Topic @ Hand: The Seven Shinobi Swordsmen of the Hidden Mist!
<OMG! Spoilers!>
Okay, in the new Naruto filler arc we have a new (or old) group of shinobi centred in the hidden mist. Seven legendary shinobi of the Kirigakure who weild swords as weapons are they.
Two of them we already know of:
-Momochi Zabuza: missing nin and Haku fanboy (uses really big Cloud-type sword) -Kisame: Akatsuki guy, bosom buddy to Itachi, fishy face (uses Chakra eating swrod)
And now we have another, and his name is Raiga...he's a creepy guy who burries people alive as a hobby. He befriends small, adorable crippled children with bloodline limits and can control lighting.
But one has to wonder...who are these other four swordsmen? (Or swordswomen?)
I leave this to you guys to find out...er, make up.
Go forth, and discover!
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Post by Kiel on Jan 5, 2006 11:37:37 GMT -5
Okay, so it kinda makes me wonder...like a lot of stuff does.
However, just because it makes me wonder doesn't mean it's not chocked full of delicious spoilers!
<May contain traces of spoilers. Those with high cholesterol should avoid>
Okay.
Topic at Hand: Sai.
Good ol', the guy I'm always loving cuz he's just so d**n annoying Sai!
Um...what's up with him?
Okay, he is/was a member of the ANBU 'roots', a program which selects ninja from birth and trains them to be super soldiers without emotions ala Kurt Russel in "Soldier" or the Master Chief in "Halo".
Even though he has no emotions, he is totally unlike any other 'emotionless' anime character I've ever come across.
Unlike my fav, Rei Ayanami (okay, she does have emotions, but never shows them), Sai is talkative, smiling, and quick to make fun of people.
He can actually fake emotions ^^;;
Wow, we've come a long way since ol' Buckethead.
Speaking of him, is Sai really that similar?
Eh, maybe...maybe not.
They look a little alike...they're both very skilled...um...I guess they're both pretty...I dunno.
But the facts remain!
Sai isn't Sasuke...
...cuz he doesn't have a bucket on his head.
Thus, I like Sai better ^^
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Jan 8, 2006 20:54:20 GMT -5
Yeah, I have to say, I do like Sai better than Sasuke.
But if Sai doesn't have a bucket on his head, what does he have?
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Post by Kiel on Jan 9, 2006 16:26:21 GMT -5
Hmmm...he's got a pick-a-ture book.
Yeah, a picture book, like, y'know, the kind that parents are always reading to their little childrens.
That's what he's got. He could be, like, the next big thing in children's learning!
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Post by Sorien on Aug 2, 2006 22:38:15 GMT -5
Kinda makes you wonder... what playing 'I spy' with possessors of sharingan and byakugan would be like...
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Post by Kiel on Aug 3, 2006 18:06:44 GMT -5
OMG! YES!
lol...that would certainly make for some interesting games.
Sasuke: Lemme see...I spy, with my little sharingan eye...
Naruto: Yeah?
Sasuke: ...something that is...about to happen in ten seconds.
Naruto: eh? wha?
Sasuke: yeah, something that'll happen in just a few moments. Can you see it?
Naruto: What?! No! How the hell am I supposed to-
*Sasuke punches Naruto*
Sasuke: See? Did you see that? Geez, you're no good at this game.
Or how about the Byakugan?
Neji: I spy, with my EVIL EYE! *kwaping!*
Rock Lee: uh huh?
Neji: something that is...one hundred and forty seven miles away.
Tenten: ...
Rock Lee: ...and?
Neji: Oh...and yellow.
Here's something that I've been wondering about for a while.
The Akatsuki. How exactly do they get new members?
Sure, that one weird faced new guy joined right out of the blue...but, I mean, do thewy have, like, covertly possitioned recruitment posters?
Are they anything like the Army, with cheesy sloganed posters?
I sure hope so! ^_^
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