I think we need another random post

[Kisameisbackfromcamp]

so back in the very beginnings of this forum most threads were overtaken by randomness (despite the topic). so ill start us off with a blast from the past, a random story i wrote a long time ago on the old random post:
naruto was rowing his boat gently down the stream and it turns out it was rapids and he hit a class 5 and didnt make it... God made the rapids... but anyway so his boat a sploded and our hero was free from earthly burdens... but not for long, out from the shadows came orochimaru. He laughed at naruto and said "sousa kanashimi wo yasashi sa ni?" and naruto replied "geeze kisamegoestocamp dont you know any japanese outside of song lyrics?" and orochimaru was angered and said " i was talking to you dang it dont talk to the author of this stupid story!"then b4 naruto could respond orochimaru fell and happiness was once again brought by the formation of a new rave club in south konoha.

~the end~

[Kiel]

*claps*

Bravo! That was awesome!

Can't wait for more. Is there a second part planned?

[Tensei Kaori]

Hopefully ^^

[Kiel]

Not to detract from Kisamegoestocamp's fine accomplishment, but instead of starting my own thread (which may never get read), I'm going to piggyback off of his monumental success.

I mean, it is a random thread.

Of all the crazy crap I've posted over the years, the most recurring one is my stuff about Orochimaru. It's like no matter what ya do...that guy is always awesome...

So I'm gonna do a random little segment every once and a while, and call it:

[glow=purple,2,300]Orochi Toons![/glow]

Yeah...^^


One rainy day in the Otogakure:

Sakon: *plays with Ed action figure* "Oh yeah, well, I use alchemy to turn your head into cheese, evil queen of the Homunculus!"

Tayuya: *plays with Lust doll* Hey, you can't do that! It violates Equivilent Trade!

Sakon: I'll Equivilent Trade your head!

Tayuya: Oh yeah, well, I shoot laser beams at you! Pshooo Pshooo!

Sakon: Buh...Guh...Lust doesn't have laser beams!

Tayuya: She does now! *throws doll out window* Fly away to safety!

*crash*

Sakon: 0.0 Oshi! Look what you did now!

Tayuya: *pouts* This game is dumb, we never get to do what I wanna do!

Sakon: Um...that's because no one wants to drink the colourful stuff under the sink. We're all pretty sure it's fatal! 0_o

Tayuya: You're all stupid, that's what it is! *sticks out tongue*

*Orochimaru walks in with bags in his hands*

Orochimaru: Hey dumb children, what're you two up to?

Sakon: Tayuya and I were-

Orochimaru: That's nice, I don't care. The important thing is that I've just bought something amazing!

Tayuaya: What is it?

Orochimaru: Oh ho ho...it's the most latest and greatest game console ever to be released!

Both: The X-Box 360?!

Orochimaru: Even better!

*pulls out from bag*

Orochimaru: The Nintendum Cardbordian Revolushum! Imported stright from the far off land of Ebay!

Both: 0.o;;

Orochimaru: This guy on the interweb super highway thingy told me it had, like, way more migs and megs and graphics than these other new systems. So, naturally, being the great father type figure that I am, I spared no expense on getting you guys such an awesome play thing machine.

Both: o.0;;

Orochimaru: Oh, no need to than me. Seeing your delighted faces is enough thanks already.

Both: =_=;;

Orochimaru: Yeah, those are the ones!




PS: I appologise to joey for stealing one of his jokes.

[Sorien]

In true randomness thread style...I'm posting something random...CURSE THE GOLDEN WEEK!!! Well...not really, I'm sure they have a lot of fun and stuff...but no anime OR Manga...noooooO~!~!!!!`1`11oneeleven

[SeraphMazrakiel]

Ugh.

Don't even get me started.

I think some higher power nailed the Naruto storyline to the wall so hard, it'll never move.

Like, ever.