Post by Tensei Kaori on Oct 26, 2005 19:38:32 GMT -5
[Background Music: Konoha Village's Sports Meet from the Naruto Movie Soundtrack]
(SCENE: The Hokage monument on a beautiful day. Kaori is seen relaxing against the railing in her usual garb, but she's holding a TV mic and seems really excited.)
Kaori: Hello there, and welcome to the first thread in Konoha's Silly Boards, the craziest place around - except for YIM chat, of course.
Admin Kaori: (Pops in) Yes, I know I'm breaking the fourth wall. Oh well. (Pops out.)
Kaori: o___O Well, anyways, as I was saying. To celebrate this momentuous occasion, we're hosting a GRAND VOLLEYBALL BATTLE ROYALE! Let's go courtside for the details. Akina?
(The camera switches to see Akina in a black-and-white striped Referee's shirt and a short black skirt with shorts underneath and black ninja sandals. There's a whistle around her neck and she's sporting a headphone/microphone headset.)
Akina: Thanks, Kaori-sama. We're here courtside at the newly renovated Konoha Sports Complex. The sun is shining, the crowd is excited, and the sand in our beach volleyball court is the best around. The fans can't wait to get started!
(The view switches to split-screen, so we can see both Kaori and Akina at the same time.)
Kaori: Can you give us the details of the tournament setup?
Akina: I sure can, Kaori-sama! The tourament will be held Round-Robin style between Genin teams and their Sensei, who will act as the captains. Ninjutsu and taijutsu are allowed as long as the player isn't blatantly attacking an opponent - or a teammate - and genjutsu are forbidden. Each match will go to five points. Whoever wins the most amount of games wins the tournament. In the case of a first-place tie, a sudden-death tiebreaker match will be held.
Kaori: Thanks, Akina! We'll check back in with you later.
(Kaori disapperas and the view returns to full-on Akina)
Akina: Sure thing, Kaori-sama. Well, now that we know the rules, why don't we have a word with one of our tournament's participants?
(Akina reaches off camera and pulls out a surprised-looking ninja who was probably just in the wrong place at the wrong time.)
Akina: Hi there! What do you think about the upcoming Volleyball tournament? Do you think your team has a chance of winning? Is there anything you'd like to say to the audience?
((Whoever posts first is the ninja Akina pulled on camera. And whoever posts first from each team gets to design their team's uniforms!))
(SCENE: The Hokage monument on a beautiful day. Kaori is seen relaxing against the railing in her usual garb, but she's holding a TV mic and seems really excited.)
Kaori: Hello there, and welcome to the first thread in Konoha's Silly Boards, the craziest place around - except for YIM chat, of course.
Admin Kaori: (Pops in) Yes, I know I'm breaking the fourth wall. Oh well. (Pops out.)
Kaori: o___O Well, anyways, as I was saying. To celebrate this momentuous occasion, we're hosting a GRAND VOLLEYBALL BATTLE ROYALE! Let's go courtside for the details. Akina?
(The camera switches to see Akina in a black-and-white striped Referee's shirt and a short black skirt with shorts underneath and black ninja sandals. There's a whistle around her neck and she's sporting a headphone/microphone headset.)
Akina: Thanks, Kaori-sama. We're here courtside at the newly renovated Konoha Sports Complex. The sun is shining, the crowd is excited, and the sand in our beach volleyball court is the best around. The fans can't wait to get started!
(The view switches to split-screen, so we can see both Kaori and Akina at the same time.)
Kaori: Can you give us the details of the tournament setup?
Akina: I sure can, Kaori-sama! The tourament will be held Round-Robin style between Genin teams and their Sensei, who will act as the captains. Ninjutsu and taijutsu are allowed as long as the player isn't blatantly attacking an opponent - or a teammate - and genjutsu are forbidden. Each match will go to five points. Whoever wins the most amount of games wins the tournament. In the case of a first-place tie, a sudden-death tiebreaker match will be held.
Kaori: Thanks, Akina! We'll check back in with you later.
(Kaori disapperas and the view returns to full-on Akina)
Akina: Sure thing, Kaori-sama. Well, now that we know the rules, why don't we have a word with one of our tournament's participants?
(Akina reaches off camera and pulls out a surprised-looking ninja who was probably just in the wrong place at the wrong time.)
Akina: Hi there! What do you think about the upcoming Volleyball tournament? Do you think your team has a chance of winning? Is there anything you'd like to say to the audience?
((Whoever posts first is the ninja Akina pulled on camera. And whoever posts first from each team gets to design their team's uniforms!))
..... Well, it certainly isn't boring down here, Kaori-sama! Let's see if we can find someone else to interview. Excuse me, you there! Do you have anything to say about the upcoming tournament?
