Post by Tensei Kaori on Oct 26, 2005 20:11:33 GMT -5
[Background Music: Once again, Konoha Village's Sports Meet]
(SCENE: What appears to be the commentary box at a superspeedway. Kaori is standing in front of a desk with Kiyoshi <The Kazekage> and Kodomo <The Raikage>. All three are wearing some kind of suit - Kiyoshi has a sleek charcoal gray ensemble with a white shirt and blue tie; Kodomo has a long black skirt with a high slit, a black blazer, and a yellow dress shirt that's unbuttoned at the top; and Kaori has a knee-length black skirt, black blazer, and red dress shirt that's not unbuttoned nearly as far as Kodomo's. In the background is a huge window that overlooks the speedway. All three have TV mics. Kaori is looking straight at the camera, while Kiyoshi is talking to Kodomo and seemingly keeping her from leaping at Kaori's throat.)
Kaori: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!
Kodomo: I DON'T CARE!!!
Kaori: o__________o;;;
Kiyoshi: Sorry. ^^; (He grabs Kodomo and holds her mouth shut, and she immediately starts squirming to get free.)
Kaori: ... *sigh* Anywho, welcome to Ninja Stock Car Racing, sponsored by NASCAR - The Ninja Association for Stock Car and Automobile Racing!
Admin Kaori: ((HAH! You thought I was gonna break copyright law, didn't ya? Oh snap XD))
Kaori: Today we're celebrating the kickoff of our racing season, the Konoha 500!
(Finally Kodomo succeeds in freeing herself from Kiyoshi's grasp. She straightens her clothes while looks like he wishes he could wash his hands.)
Kodomo: That's right! And while I fought to hold the inaugural race in Hidden Grass Village - (Kaori and Kiyoshi both give her meaningful looks, and she swallows what she was about to say) - here we are in beautiful, sunny Konoha!
Kiyoshi: And what a day it is! Konoha Superspeedway is a state-of-the-art 2.5 mile oval course that's gonna prove tough to tame in the upcoming race.
Kaori: We have Infield Care Center Supervisor Tokoharu Akina, filling in for our missing reporters, on Pit Road with the latest. Akina?
(The camera switches to Akina, who's wearing a firesuit similar to the ones the IRL NASCAR officials wear. She also has a TV mic.)
Akina: Well, pit road sure is a busy place today, Kaori-sama! Crews, crew chiefs, and team owners are running around like mad to get their drivers ready for the upcoming race. Let's see if we can find someone who will give us an interview. Excuse me! Yes, you! Do you have a minute to talk?
((Okay, the same drill as last time. Whoever posts first is the person Akina addresses. Use your character as the driver and choose who you will among his or her friends and relations <or random strangers> to act as any crew, crew chiefs, owners, spotters, etc that you may want to act out. If you want a more detailed explanation of NASCAR terms, just ask and we'll be happy to tell you. Oh, and go crazy on the firesuit and paintscheme designs! X3))
OOC EDIT: Here's how you determine your starting position:
1) Go here: www.random.org/nform.html
2) Enter the following: 1 random integer
-------------------------------Smallest value - 1
-------------------------------Largest value - 25
-------------------------------Format in 1 column
3) Press Get Numbers.
Whatever number you get is where you start. If two people get the same number, the second person to get the number starts behind the first person who got it.
(SCENE: What appears to be the commentary box at a superspeedway. Kaori is standing in front of a desk with Kiyoshi <The Kazekage> and Kodomo <The Raikage>. All three are wearing some kind of suit - Kiyoshi has a sleek charcoal gray ensemble with a white shirt and blue tie; Kodomo has a long black skirt with a high slit, a black blazer, and a yellow dress shirt that's unbuttoned at the top; and Kaori has a knee-length black skirt, black blazer, and red dress shirt that's not unbuttoned nearly as far as Kodomo's. In the background is a huge window that overlooks the speedway. All three have TV mics. Kaori is looking straight at the camera, while Kiyoshi is talking to Kodomo and seemingly keeping her from leaping at Kaori's throat.)
Kaori: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen!
Kodomo: I DON'T CARE!!!
Kaori: o__________o;;;
Kiyoshi: Sorry. ^^; (He grabs Kodomo and holds her mouth shut, and she immediately starts squirming to get free.)
Kaori: ... *sigh* Anywho, welcome to Ninja Stock Car Racing, sponsored by NASCAR - The Ninja Association for Stock Car and Automobile Racing!
Admin Kaori: ((HAH! You thought I was gonna break copyright law, didn't ya? Oh snap XD))
Kaori: Today we're celebrating the kickoff of our racing season, the Konoha 500!
(Finally Kodomo succeeds in freeing herself from Kiyoshi's grasp. She straightens her clothes while looks like he wishes he could wash his hands.)
Kodomo: That's right! And while I fought to hold the inaugural race in Hidden Grass Village - (Kaori and Kiyoshi both give her meaningful looks, and she swallows what she was about to say) - here we are in beautiful, sunny Konoha!
Kiyoshi: And what a day it is! Konoha Superspeedway is a state-of-the-art 2.5 mile oval course that's gonna prove tough to tame in the upcoming race.
Kaori: We have Infield Care Center Supervisor Tokoharu Akina, filling in for our missing reporters, on Pit Road with the latest. Akina?
(The camera switches to Akina, who's wearing a firesuit similar to the ones the IRL NASCAR officials wear. She also has a TV mic.)
Akina: Well, pit road sure is a busy place today, Kaori-sama! Crews, crew chiefs, and team owners are running around like mad to get their drivers ready for the upcoming race. Let's see if we can find someone who will give us an interview. Excuse me! Yes, you! Do you have a minute to talk?
((Okay, the same drill as last time. Whoever posts first is the person Akina addresses. Use your character as the driver and choose who you will among his or her friends and relations <or random strangers> to act as any crew, crew chiefs, owners, spotters, etc that you may want to act out. If you want a more detailed explanation of NASCAR terms, just ask and we'll be happy to tell you. Oh, and go crazy on the firesuit and paintscheme designs! X3))
OOC EDIT: Here's how you determine your starting position:
1) Go here: www.random.org/nform.html
2) Enter the following: 1 random integer
-------------------------------Smallest value - 1
-------------------------------Largest value - 25
-------------------------------Format in 1 column
3) Press Get Numbers.
Whatever number you get is where you start. If two people get the same number, the second person to get the number starts behind the first person who got it.
