The Green Room Lives Again!

[Tensei Kaori]

((OoC: This thread is for anyone and everyone. Take it in whichever direction you like, and all approved characters are welcome!))

Dawn broke over the world of the Konoha Village forums, sleepy members rousing for the day. A strange hush lay over the once-bustling forums, as though perhaps its many residents were all away somewhere else. And, even more disquieting, was the emptiness that lay over a place known by all fanfiction characters:

The Green Room.

It wasn't particularly green, nor was it entertaining, but to the IF characters, it was home. This was where they waited until it was time to participate in a thread or goof off on the Silly Boards, or even run amok in AIM chatrooms. A snack table stood along one wall, as did a water cooler and various vending machines. Plush chairs and sofas stood about the windowless room, and a dull hum from the air conditioning and vending machines could be heard. Silence hung thick in the air, pressing in on anyone who would enter.

But that silence was not long-lived, for the door opened.

[chuwawa]

And in stepped Kiyo, wearing a top hat and a masterful cane at his side. He was in a rather odd mood. More out of character than anything. And what was he going to do?

Why....he was going to make a pie, of course.

Five hours later....

The room is FILLED WITH PIES. Lemon, Custard, Pecan, Pumpkin, Cherry, Apple, Berry, the list goes on....but what's important to realize is that, while Kiyo is masterfully baking up a storm in his top hat, one must wonder...where will this massive tower of pies end?

[Tensei Kaori]

Kibikibi Zyubirii danced down the hallways, singing loudly - and rather off-key - on her way to the green room. There was something....different... about this place today, she thought. Instead of the usual sterile smell that permeated the hallways - the result of goodness only knew how many Ryo worth of cleaning chemicals - there drifted the smell of.... of....

... of baking.

Picking up the pace, the hyperactive ANBU rushed to the entrance to the green room, slamming the door open with a bang. But whatever it was Zyu had been expecting, it paled in comparison to this.

"Holy crap!" the orange-haired shinobi exclaimed, reddish-gold eyes wide in amazement. "It 'SPLODED!"

[chuwawa]

Kiyo rushed past her, a hot pie in his hands. "Hot Hot Hot!" he warned, placing the pie, this one a peach, next to the tower. Seeing that he had company, he took off his top hat in a mock sort of bow. "Hi there. Like my pies? I felt like baking."

[Tensei Kaori]

"I LOVE Pie!" the feisty ANBU squealed. "Do you have chocolate?"

[Kiri]

Taro smelled food. Not just any food, no. That culinary concoction commonly called PIE! And it was coming from THE GREEN ROOM! Rushing for the door with a crazed expression, he kicked it open.

"GIVE ME PIE!" he demanded with a roar.

Nada peeked out from behind him, staring at the pie-filled green room with wide eyes.

[Kuro Tsuta]

Kuro wandered down an unknown hallways. Suddenly, the smell of wonderful confectionary goodness wafted toward her, and smacked her right in the face. She almost fainted with joy and the smell of this wonderful treat. She simply had to have some! Forgetting that she was usually reserved and quiet, she raced town the hall, following her nose. This was no time to be shy and rude!

The people in the doorway were the only things standing between her and the pie. She almost knocked them as she rushed past them into the room full of happiness.

"PIE!" She sang before standing in the middle of the room, eyes wandering from each pie to the next.

[Tensei Kaori]

"WAUGH!" Zyu wailed, barely avoiding the incoming shinobi. Taking a minute to gather her breath, she saw that the new arrival was also a pie lover. Using the power of the Silly Boards to pull a pair of forks out of nowhere, she handed one to her new friend. "You're gonna need this!" she said with a wink before grabbing the biggest chocolate pie she could find. "ITADAKIMASU! <3" she cheered, and promptly began to stuff her face.

[Kuro Tsuta]

Kuro nodded vigriously as she took the fork. She grabbed the nearest pie, which happened to be cherry, and dug in. The was done in moments.

[Kiri]

Taro attacked the nearest pie--which just happened to be pumpkin--without the use of a fork. He was so fervently devouring the tasty treat, that he didn't notice his daughter inching away from him.

Nada was all ready to tell him how silly he was being (in the Silly Boards! of all places!), when she spotted a coconut creme pie. Her firey eyes growing wide, she heard her stomach growling loudly. Glancing around, she performed Zyu's fork manuever and snatched the pie for herself.

[Tensei Kaori]

"OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH!" Yanagawa Hoshiko squealed in a very high-pitched voice. "PIE!" Grabbing a pie, she attempted the legendary Fork Maneuver - and ended up with a plastic spork instead. Deciding that this was close enough, she dug in to the nearest pie - and only just then noticed that there were other people in the room. "Oh!" she exclaimed, mouth full. "Hi, everyone."

[Kuro Tsuta]

Kuro looked up for a split second, pie all over her face. "Hi," she managed to say through a mouthful of pie.

[chuwawa]

Kiyo could do nothing more than blink. In a matter of moments, his sudden collection of pies had been dwindled into only a handful.

......NOW what was he gonna do with all of this cookie dough?