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Post by Nayo-Chan on Jul 29, 2005 11:49:53 GMT -5
of course he is....didnt u ever wonder y his dishes are always nicer!?
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Post by Sorien on Jul 30, 2005 1:00:30 GMT -5
Eeeeeh? Nani? His dishes are nicer? Odd...I'll wait to see what Kiel has to say about that one
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Post by Kiel on Aug 1, 2005 22:57:50 GMT -5
*prepares to speak*
*ahem*
...On the subject of Orochimaru's nice looking dishes and their dish superiority...
...um...
...well...
...yeah, I got nothing...I'm kinda running on empty tonight. I just unloaded a new short story...check out the fan page for a link. It's interesting, I promise!
Would i lie?
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Post by Sorien on Aug 2, 2005 1:22:03 GMT -5
Its all good mate. Never mind...I'll find other things that make you kinda wonder....like...I wonder if Naruto is still feeling the jab that Kakashi gave him...it IS named One thousand years of pain...
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Post by Tensei Kaori on Aug 2, 2005 20:54:15 GMT -5
I'm afraid to look in this thread anymore.....
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Post by Kiel on Aug 2, 2005 22:12:37 GMT -5
Ah....
It 'kinda makes me wonder...'
Topic at hand: 1000 YEARS OF [glow=red,2,300]PAIN![/glow]
It may be said that Kakashi's signature technique "Chidori", is his one and only original technique.
This, however, may not be true.
Now, the technique used by Kakashi on Naruto in episode four uses the tiger seal (Tora), indication it is a fire element technique. This technique is used much later by Naruto in two drastically different situations:
1) On a passed out Ebisu at the hot springs, shortly after the arrival of Jiraiya in season 3.
2) On a Shukaku Gaara, accentuated and coupled with Taijuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu and the use of a kunai and exploding note.
The latter of these ends with explosive results. The former falls flat on its face.
Now...as I mentioned earlier. Perhaps the Chidori is not Kakashi's sole "Original" technique. I seem to recall that through an impromptu need for a remedy, Kakashi may have created the fabled jutsu...
[glow=red,2,300]The following bit of "history" is intended for an immature audience. People who consider themselves faint of hear or weak...of butt, should cease their reading here. I believe you'll be much happier reading something less disturbing[/glow]
Phew...one hell of a disclaimer...alright, you have been warned.
In Kakashi's early Jounin days, short months after he had been relieved from the service of the ANBU, a terrible epidemic seized Konoha.
The Hokage at the time, the Yondaime, had never experienced a wave of trouble as he did at that time. Despite being heralded as "Konoha's Yellow Flash" (or something XP), he felt powerless against such an ailment.
No one was sure when and where the problem had started, but many of Konoha's shinobi offered their speculations:
Asuma: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it all went down at the Jounin appreciation barbecue that year. Oh sure, it was great! Food, beer, good times, laughs. A real blast! But, of course, someone had to mess things up...
Kurenai: We all told him it was a dumb idea, bring chili to a barbecue! But would Maito Gai listen?! No! He kept on saying how superb it would be, and how it contained the spice of youth! I don't know about you, but whatever the spice of youth is...I sure don't want to know.
Anko: And Gai bullied us into eating it, saying anyone who didn't wasn't a genius of hard work or something. I figured that if I ate it I might impress Kakashi...*swoon* ...but of course, the whole thing ended badly. We were all pretty ill after eating it. Everyone seemed to suffer from nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, and...
Gai: CONSTIPATION?! It was outrageous! Everyone blamed me for their gastrointestinal woes. I'm telling you, I wasn't the one who messed my wonderful chili up! It was that devious Orochimaru! He must have slipped something foul into my beloved chili when I wasn't looking! It's all his fault!
Orochimaru:...yeah...I think I remember putting something funky into that busybody's chili...thought it'd be good for a laugh...and it was! Kukukukuku....
Naruto: I haven't been born yet!
No matter what the reason, anyone who ate the chili, which was almost all of the Jounin and the invited guests, came down with a very bad case of constipation. No amount of raisin bran, cod liver oil, Metamucil, fiber rich diets or medicine could alleve Konoha's suffering.
That is, until, Kakashi got an idea.
He developed a somewhat crude solution to the problem. Shortly after, he opened his own stand where he offered his solution for a small fee:
Kakashi: That will be 50 ryou, kudasai.
Anko: And you're sure this'll work? I can't take it any longer!
Kakashi: Oh yes...it'll work.
Anko: Good, because it's seriously affecting my life. My stomach hurts all the time, it's a real pain. anything you could do to help would be fantastic. I mean, just the other day I was saying to Kurenai that I think-
Kakashi: [glow=red,2,300]1000 YEARS OF PAIN![/glow]
*doink!*
Anko: 0.0 >.< 0.o o.0 (0).(0) YEEEEEEOOOWWWWW!
Kakashi: That'll be 50 ryou, kudasai. Next!
And so, the ailment was taken care of. Konoha became tranquil and peaceful once more. Kakashi enjoyed a bit of extra money, and everyone else made sure to be very careful anytime they sat down for about a month afterwards.
The End.
Oh, and as for Naruto...he currently enjoys a happy, painless (although bran-free) life in Konoha.
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Post by Nayo-Chan on Aug 2, 2005 22:23:13 GMT -5
>.< Kakashi stuck his fungers up a whole towns worth or buts
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Post by Nayo-Chan on Aug 2, 2005 22:23:52 GMT -5
Kakashi stuck his fingers up a whole towns worth of buts?! >.< gross......but funny!
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Post by Kiel on Aug 2, 2005 22:29:19 GMT -5
um...eww...yeah.
But it was for a good cause...the relief of pain. Very noble. Plus, he found a way to make a profit off of his good spirtedness. Very entreprenurial.
d-don't you think? ne?
...y-you don't?
I-I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear you, there must have been a piece of fluff in my ear. You say I'm a monster for writing that?
Well, I do think that's a b-bit extreme...I mean, c'mon...
Y-you want me to stop?
Well, I suppose...I mean, if you'll all lower your pitchforks and torches for a moment ^^;;
Ah...that's better. Now, yeah...I'll stop...oh, and appologise for everything...yes.
I sincerely and completely honestly apologise to anyone I may have offended with this. I am not to be taken seriously.
There...isn't that better?
Y-You still want to burn me?!
Um...well, I suppose...if it will calm you all down. Sure, alright. Let's do that...
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Post by Sorien on Aug 3, 2005 1:43:19 GMT -5
HAHAHA. Yes I provide ideas...and Kiel well...writes about them ^_^ Does a much better job than I would for the same things...You're a nutter mate...a funny one at that...how you get these ideas though...
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Post by Kiel on Aug 3, 2005 17:27:01 GMT -5
That's a pretty resonable question.
In fact...It's often made me kinda wonder...
Topic at hand: where Kiel gets hid ideas?
An age old question, was it not Adam West who once said...um...he said...
yeah...I can't remember what he said either...I kinda spaced.
To tell you the truth, most of what I come up with is just right off the top of my head. I'll think of a topic, my brain starts working, then a funny idea is there.
To be honest, poking fun at anime is probably the easiest thing to poke fun at. It's just so...animated.
I also take bits and peices from Family Guy, Homestar Runner, The Simpsons, SNL, webcomics, etc...y'know, some filler to round out some of my jokes.
And there you have it. That's pretty much it.
I wonder...who's gonna keep poking fun and making stuff up when I'm dead?
Maybe I should find an heir to my little funny throne...hey, do i even have a thrown?
See? Totally ripped that off of Homestar Runner! But it's still kinda funny!
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Aug 3, 2005 17:34:24 GMT -5
*arrives on thread. Reads his story. Is highly amused, as always. XD*
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Post by Kiel on Aug 3, 2005 21:43:32 GMT -5
thanks Maz,
can always count on you to like my stuff ^^
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Post by Sorien on Aug 4, 2005 1:15:52 GMT -5
Hahaha. Indeedy. Its quite good coming on here and anticipating something good to read. You rarely fail to do so. You wait...in ten years time. He'll be a leading stand up comedian. Just like ol' Billy Connoly. Hes the man ^_^
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Post by Sergeant Tenny on Aug 4, 2005 1:45:11 GMT -5
Hey Kiel... I got one for you. Kinda makes you wonder: Chouji and his partial multi-size technique...
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