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Post by Kiel on Aug 4, 2005 9:51:01 GMT -5
Woah...yeah...that's...just plain creepy.
I'll get to it when I can...but yeah...that's certainly a wondering notion
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Post by Sorien on Aug 5, 2005 1:14:11 GMT -5
Yes...you MUST comment on that one ^_^...
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Post by UchihaJyounochi on Aug 5, 2005 20:15:34 GMT -5
Oooooooooooh!!! I can't wait to hear what you hafta say on that Kiel!
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Post by Sorien on Aug 14, 2005 18:49:41 GMT -5
Or...not ^_^. I thought I'd post here. Make sure everyone hasn't forgotten about it. Going back to the whole...Neji thing...if he can see their tenketsu...when he was fighting Hinata...that must mean he was lookin' under the clothes....ANYWAYS....*runs off*
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Post by Kiel on Aug 15, 2005 23:29:21 GMT -5
Phew...been absent a bit...life's been catching up with me...
Okay...Chouji's jutsu...um...yeah, that's an excellent point...too tired to comment about it now...>.<
Neji again? Yeah, you might be saying that...The tenketsu vision is more like an illuminated sillouette, rather than X-rays...or even Z-rays.
But that doesn't stop his relationship with Hinata from being as f***ed up as they come. (Gomen ne, language)
Neji: Hinata, you are a loser, and you'll always be a loser, because you are weak, which proves that you are a loser, because a loser is always a loser, and I, NEJI JIJI, am superior to you!
Mojo Jojo: Stop it...you're stealing my lines...
Neji: I can see that you're bringing your arms close in to your chest, which shows you're fearful. Touching your lips indicates memories from the past, your...soft...lips...but you are a loser! And a loser shall always be a loser no matter how cute and adorable you may be...
Hinata: eh?
Neji: ...um...LOSER! LOSER LOSER LOSER! I don't care how attractive you seem to me as a cousin, it doesn't change that you are a loser who will always be a loser...a...cute, adorable...loser...
Hinata: 0_o...N-Neji-kun...I'm going to walk over here now...
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Post by Sorien on Aug 16, 2005 3:19:35 GMT -5
Hahaha. Yes. He SO overuses the whole dropout word don't 'e.
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Post by SeraphMazrakiel on Aug 16, 2005 4:24:52 GMT -5
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Lol.
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Post by Sergeant Tenny on Aug 16, 2005 16:48:42 GMT -5
Ok... you obviously don't wanna do the Chouji one, so how about this one:
Kinda makes you wonder... What ELSE does Shikamaru use neck bind no jutsu for? ;D
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Post by Kiel on Aug 16, 2005 22:39:58 GMT -5
...well...
...well...
...well.
Now...that's certainly an interesting one.
Topic at hand: Shikamaru's "Neck binding jutsu"
First seen in the fifth season, later on when he spars with Otonin chuunin Tayuya, it involves the stretching of the shadow in the form of hands. The shadows are able to manipulate objects of a certain weight (depending on the amount of available chakra), for example, to throttle Tayuya.
What other instances could he use his jutsu for I wonder...
*Shikamaru lays on the ground in his room, panting*
Shikamaru: Gyuh...uh, uh...almost...there...
...oh god...s-s-so c-close...I can feel it.
*pants harder*
Shika: Oh...I'm almost there...close...oh god...It's coming!
*squeek*
*Shikamaru rolls away from the wall, a small hole at the bottom*
Shika: There...finally got you!
*holds a small mouse in his hand*
Shika: Now mom will stop complaining...say mouse, was it good for you too?
See? He could use it to extend into rodent burrows to get rid of mice and other pests. Totally practical use for a jutsu like that!
*note*
I'm aware that one would assume that a jutsu such as this could be used for a variety of perverted things...but it isn't ^^
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Post by Sorien on Aug 17, 2005 2:40:21 GMT -5
Yes indeedy. That would work rather well. And its good to see that this is not "How to use jutsu in the most perverted way" thread.
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Post by sufuma on Aug 25, 2005 21:38:27 GMT -5
thank you kiel, now i can't stop laughing. although shika's neck bind no jutsu would be the ultimate lazy technique, i'd never use my arms again.
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Post by JyouNoHaku on Aug 25, 2005 22:08:28 GMT -5
...I think I'm starting to like Shikamaru a looooooooot more now ;D and you're right Raf, it is the ultimate in lazy jutsus..hands free! no mess!
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Post by Kiel on Aug 26, 2005 9:22:26 GMT -5
Hands free...
um, eww.
But I digress, as it's time to bring more questions to hand about things that make people wonder.
Here's one that's flumaxed me for ages...it's not exactly really confusing, it's just bugged me for a while.
Topic at Hand: Haku of the Yukigakure
Alright...Haku is an androgenous pretty boy who not only is confused as a girl, but dresses as one to confuse his enemies. He is, as Naruto put it, even prettier than Sakura...and he's a BOY!
As for his relationship with Momochi Zabuza...lemme clear it up for all you creepies out there. It's completely plutonic (I believe that's the correct spelling). They're comrades, Zabuza loves the boy's talent and skill, Haku admires Zabuza for his acknowledgement of him as a person. Sure, they look awfully cute and sweet together, but will forever remain just comrades.
Now, back to Haku's girliness...
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...well...he looks like a girl...it confuses me...every time I try to write about him, I end up refering to him as "her" or "she". It's getting annoying.
Now, Haku seems to be about the same age, probably a bit older, than Naruto and Sasuke. I often find myself wondering, if they had lived, what Haku would be like later on in his teens.
Haku: Z-Zabuza-sama! Zabuza-sama!
Zabuza: What is it Haku?
Haku: I-I think I'm sick! There's something terribly wrong with me!
Zabuza: What is it?
Haku: It's the strangest thing! Oh god, it's frightening!
Zabuza: What? What is?
Haku: I woke up this morning, and I went to brush my teeth, when I looked in the mirror!
Zabuza: ...and?
Haku: I looked closer, and I saw these! *points*
Zabuza: *squints at Haku's face*
Haku: There're all of these tiny little hairs...growing out of my face!!!!
Zabuza: =_=;;
Haku: I think I might be turning into some kind of werewolf or something!
Zabuza: H-Haku...
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Post by sufuma on Aug 26, 2005 9:34:25 GMT -5
Ah yes, the greatest obsitcal for pretty boys, the facial hair...actually, he'd have to be doin alot of shaving, do they have razors back...then. There's something that bothers me, when does this series take place, the guns are all old fashion, yet they have hands-free(there's that phrase again) radios and visibal power lines all throught konoha.
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Post by JyouNoHaku on Aug 26, 2005 10:20:36 GMT -5
hehe hands-free... anyway, I too get confused when it comes to Haku's gender and write "she" instead of "he" at times...then again I mostly blame Joe for that cuz he's the one that starting calling Haku by "she" and "her"
But hey, Haku could always wax! Sure it would be more painful but he wouldn't have to do it as much
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